perfecting a gift idea for Sarah

[DcifrThs]

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Candy. just like cool stuff like bulls-eyes and other wrapped [censored].

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dude, she likes candy.

i want something that has weight and would make her THINK its something heavy=good...then open it up and think to herself, "oh crap, he's a freaking idiot" and then have to pretend to like it so as not to upset me, and FINALLY be really happy when she finds the gift taped to the lid.

-Barron

[mmbt0ne]

Sand. With the added bonus that she'll dig through it trying to find something in the sand before realizing its taped to the top of the box.

[tbach24]

oh...i misread the OP. um...a dead cat. do you happen to live in wisconsin?

[Alobar]

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Candy. just like cool stuff like bulls-eyes and other wrapped [censored].

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dude, she likes candy.

i want something that has weight and would make her THINK its something heavy=good...then open it up and think to herself, "oh crap, he's a freaking idiot" and then have to pretend to like it so as not to upset me, and FINALLY be really happy when she finds the gift taped to the lid.

-Barron

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Go to cosco and get one of those HUGE bottles of shampoo, then another HUGE bottle of conditoner. Seriosuly some of those bottles are like 5 pounds a piece. It also fits the bill of stupid gift, cuz shell think you are getting her shampoo and conditioner cuz shes a girl, and chicks dig that stuff.

edited to add: make sure its the crappy cosco brand stuff too

[Rockatansky]

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...she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars....

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Just go ahead and get her a bowling ball with your name on it, too.

[rt1]

well, someone has to do it....

this thread is useless without pics

[Alobar]

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well, someone has to do it....

this thread is useless without pics

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hes already posted pics in a diff thread.

[TStoneMBD]

go to walmart and get one of those huge fans for $10. thats all they cost.

[someguy2]

Have a male stripper jump out of the box, with the dvds taped to his crotch under his man-thong so he can flash her and reveal the real gift.

[jdl22]

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she's never seen starwars 1 or 2 so i got both of them for her since she likes star wars

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she won't after she sees these.