read me getting ragged on by a girl i took out in her blog

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I need a cliffs notes here. What's going on?

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Patrick, I just stumbled on this today. I highly suggest taking 10 minutes to read the thread. Cliffs notes won't do it justice.

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Eh, what he said. It's worth the time, I guess. But I can't read the myspace blog.

I'm on the lookout for this girl. Someone give me some good kung-fu and foreign film references to drop in case I see her.

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Ask her if she thinks Donnie Yen looked like he could kick Jet Li's butt in Once Upon a Time in China III.

If she agrees, tell her that Donnie Yen was actually in Once Upon a Time in China II, and that she's a total poser.

Post the AIM log on a kung fu board.

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Caroline

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Oliva, you mess with Chuddo you mess with Sup Bro, get is sis? Sup Bro didn't destroy the opposition in '95 only to take [censored] from some slapper like you bro.

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GENIUS

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I hadn't seen this......QUALITY !

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Brilliant!!!

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http://www.fotolog.net/olivia497/?photo_id=7704323
This Olivia is ordinary as hell without the makeup. Her eyes are slightly too far apart, and her face does this funny thing when she smiles. And if you look closely she has the skin of a 30 year old. No way I'd hit that without the makeup.

Just read her singles ad too. Ugh.

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I disagree, I think she is really cute. Her two ugly friends make her even cuter.

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nice work

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I think by the time OOT is done with this girl she is going to kill herself.

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Caroline

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IT KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER !!

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Caroline

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IT KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER !!

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I really wonder why all of her friends are fat! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Even I have no idea wtf is going on, but here's a shot.

Lexington Brian takes girl out on date. Girl not pleased, makes blog post saying as much. LB gets a little more desperate, becomes pussy whipped before getting any. Posts on here his undying love (not directly, but implied) and how he banged girl.

Girl's friends find out, tell girl. Girl transfroms into Cold Hearted Bitch and pretends to be offended by the attention despite the fact she has a MySpace blog and pictures. Unfortunately Sex and the City is no longer running, so her tryout was in vain. LB grovels (because he didn't bang girl), begs for forgiveness. CHB makes new blog post of AIM conversation with LB.

CHB's ugly friend Caroline threatens to kick LB's ass. kurosh goes onto CHB's blog, and pretty much runs that [censored]. Other OOTiots manage to [censored] it up.

FWIW, CHB is pretty banging.







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Good summation.

Funny, those pictures. I rate the first one an easy 8 that looks like it could be an easy 9 if shot from another angle. The middle one is outstandingly beautiful -- movie star level, easy. Wow! The third drops precipitously to a 7.

Great lively smiles in all. This is the kind of girl who could easily inspire me to make all the wrong moves at the wrong times, like Brian, bringing out the inner screw-up that's never been buried too deeply and is always fighting to get out and embarass me right in front of the jury. For all her faults, she's definitely pretty enough to make me feel like you do in that dream where you show up in class wearing only your underwear. Woof!

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wow, this thread somehow got so much more awesome overnight. I can't wait until Chuddo sees all of this and comments


edit: not that it was't awesome already, but these recent new pics and all of the myspace comments are just taking it to a new level [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]