Favorite Conan bit

[felson]

egocidal,

Gotta agree with the governator interviews.

Also, not really a bit, but here is a good exchange from a desk interview with Jon Lovitz.

Conan: So I heard that you were dating an older woman.
Jon: (irritated) Conan, I asked you not to bring that up.
Conan: I'm sorry. It's just that I heard you were dating a very nice older woman.
Jon: (sighs) Yes, well, I had my heart broken. I met this older woman. Beautiful woman, wonderful.
Conan: Mm hmm.
Jon: And then one day we were sitting in a restaurant. And she said to me, "I have a son." And I said, "you do?" And she said, "yes, and I want you to meet him. Look, here he comes, walking through the door." And who do you think it was?
Conan: I don't know, who?
Jon: It was you!