Punk ass B****es! I'll kick 'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

[AngusThermopyle]

[JohnnyHumongous]

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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See, I have developed a different, pretty dry and sarcastic sense of humor the last couple years and I guess that's why this post is so damn brilliant in my humble opinion.

[Rasputin]

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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Dude, that's nuts.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

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Then there's the Coup d'état of the 2-4 world... Hat... Hooded sweatshirt... Mirrored sunglasses...

"TIME!"

It's BEFORE THE FRIGGIN' FLOP YOU FRIGGIN' MORON!!!!!


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Did this actually happen? Who are these morons?

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Dude, if I'm making up fiction, I'll tell you. No, this really did happen.

Who are they? WPT trained 2-4 pros!

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

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perhaps it's similar to the drunk brainless jerks who ask what they can bet every single friggin time it's to them for 6 hours! ...and we are playing LIMIT!

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"How much is it to me?"

"it's... TWO!!!!!!

WHAM!!!!!! SQUARE IN THE NUTS!!!!!!

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Excellent reply! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

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KICK EVERYONE IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE DEALER IN THE NUTS AND THE FLOOR KICK HIM IN THE NUTS CALL THE WAITRESS OVER AND KICK HER IN THE NUTS AND KICK ALL THE PLAYERS IN THE NUTS AND KICK THE GUY WITH ONE CARD WHERE? IN THE NUTS AND THEN HAVE THEIR NUTS KICK EACHOTHERS NUTS RIGHT NUT KICK LEFT NUT AND VICE VERSA UNTIL EVERYONE NUTS HAVE BEEN KICKED AND THEN KICK NUTS KICK NUTS NUTKICKING KICK NUTS BUY A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND KICK THAT AND THEN FIND A GUY WITH THE LAST NAME GNUTTS (SILENT G) AND KICK HIM PREFERABBLY IN THE NUTS AND FINALLY KICK YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE NUTS

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SWEET! Excellent reply! You just earned yourself a special "prize" that will either involve a rare collector's item, a kick in the nuts, or both! PM me with your address and I'll mail it ASAP!!

al

[sirpupnyc]

But look here

(I thought the "kick the guy with one card where? In the nuts" bit sounded familiar...)

[KCFire105]

NH sir

[rory]

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