New restrooms at Commerce

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Your hands coming in contact with schlong/underwear that is in contact with schlong + you touching cards I will touch = ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

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By your logic I should be washing my schlong, not my hands. I take daily showers -- my schlong is perfectly clean; cleaner than the exposed skin on my body, I would imagine.

Are you one of those guys who carries around a handiwipe and towels off every time you shake somebody's hand? Did you see The Aviator?

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Ok, I believe we have reached an all time low on this forum. We are having to explain to you <font color="red">WHY YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM. </font>

Come on, man. If you're old enought to enter a casino you should be old enough to know the basics of personal hygiene. Do you brush your teeth every day or do you have an argument for why that is not necessary as well?

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Your hands coming in contact with schlong/underwear that is in contact with schlong + you touching cards I will touch = ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

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By your logic I should be washing my schlong, not my hands. I take daily showers -- my schlong is perfectly clean; cleaner than the exposed skin on my body, I would imagine.

Are you one of those guys who carries around a handiwipe and towels off every time you shake somebody's hand? Did you see The Aviator?

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Unless you're playing with chips/cards with your schlong or giving people a friendly dong shake as an introduction there's a pretty obvious reason why your analogy doesn't work.

[onegymrat]

Oh my God!! So when I shook your hand last week, noticed it was wet and then asked if you just washed your hands and you said yes, you were lying??!!

[BoxTree]

Shrug. I wash my hands after using the Commerce restroom because I like getting the green/black felt residue out from under my fingernails. But if it weren't for that (and the societal pressure reasons I mentioned in OOT long ago), I wouldn't wash my hands after making a tinkle.

But since I do wash, I do it, "like a surgeon," sayeth Jeff. I dunno, though. I've only scrubbed all the way to my elbows twice.

[J.A.Sucker]

As Breddy once said,

"There's gonna be more pu$$y at this party than there are yellow chips on this table..."

[CaptainCrunch]

While those restrooms are nice, they're located in L.A., where the art of "aiming" and "hygiene" don't even register. I swear, when the restroom at a "Borders" has customers who don't bother to lift a toilet seat before urinating over the whole assembly..... a casino restroom hasn't got a snowball's chance of staying nice.

[private joker]

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I believe we have reached an all time low on this forum.

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What do you know about all time low? You've been here less than 3 months, newbie. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

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What do you know about all time low? You've been here less than 3 months, newbie. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

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There are some things that I just find hilarious. One is when grown men on this forum resort to calling other posters "newbies" because 1) they are losing their argument and need to change the subject, or 2) they are insecure and need to resort to dick wagging to bolster their image.

Dude, I could give a f-ck how many thousands of posts you have. The fact is you've been exposed as someone whose hygiene standards pale in comparison to those of my 8 year old nephew. I stand by my statement... when we reach the point where people are having to explain to a grown adult why he needs to wash his hands after pissing, we've reached an all time low.

Now, if you're done wagging your dick at me, please go wash up.

Thanks.

[private joker]

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There are some things that I just find hilarious.

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It doesn't sound like you find it hilarious. It sounds like you find it really upsetting.

Relax, man. I'm just being jovial. It's true, you ain't seen nothin' yet on this forum. Get off your high horse. You lecture like you're really taking me and my hygiene so seriously. Why is this argument such a big deal to you? Why all the fuss, etc? Go out, have fun, etc.

[private joker]

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Unless you're ... giving people a friendly dong shake as an introduction ...

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What, you haven't seen me do this? Catch me on a Thursday.