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Old 12-19-2005, 03:01 PM
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Default I play AA like a jackass

2/5 NL, I have been getting my ass handed to me and I'm down to $260. The table has a bunch of LAG-omaniacs that like to pop it preflop anywhere from 30-70 with any ace or Q7 or whatever. I decide early on that if I get aces in early position i'm limping just for shits and giggles.

on to the hand. UTG live straddles and I call $10 UTG+1 with black aces. Like clockwork, five overlimpers and douchebag straddler checks. [censored] non cooperative bitch [censored] [censored].

flop comes 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

small blind leads for $50, I [censored] my pants vomit in my own mouth and and call myself a dumb [censored] redneck [censored], then throw my last $250 in out of spite. UTG+2 calls all in for around $100 and the small blind calls. BB has K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], UTG+2 has Q9o and I have maybe three outs tops and I'm sweating like a pimp with one ho.

so what if it held up, I'm still the biggest tool in the shed.
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:56 PM
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Default Re: I play AA like a jackass

min raise preflop
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:33 PM
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Default Re: I play AA like a jackass

live straddle in a NL game? why?
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:35 PM
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live straddle in a NL game? why?

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how the hell would I know these guys were freaks
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:46 PM
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Default Re: I play AA like a jackass

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live straddle in a NL game? why?

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Because it loosens up the table, you get people making huge raises with pure garbage. Works great when you get dealt kings in the straddle, except when AT sucks out on you.
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:51 PM
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Default Re: I play AA like a jackass

GEEZ GUYS I DIDN'T STRADDLE SOME DOUCHEBAG DID, I WAS THE BIGGER DOUCHE THAT JUST SMOOTH CALLED THE STRADDLE

can we forget about the live straddle and get back to the point of this thread which is me being a jackass???
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:22 PM
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I don't see anything wrong with this. You had a read on your table and it just didn't work the way you planned. Happens a lot.

I would have played it the same way PF.
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