Spearmint Rhino Trip Report

[gonores]

You have to be pretty [censored] up on some inebriating substance or border-line retarded to let a $1200 bill get away from you. She didn't drink/do drugs and she wasn't retarded, so no ditching plot ever got too far off the ground with her. They (the smart dancers) don't take their eyes off their clients until they get paid.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

your handle suits you

[housenuts]

so if you paid this $1200 what would you have gotten for it?

to me it sounds like you talked with her for 3 hours and made out with her once. what kind of sick joke is that?
don't you get to get your dick wet?

[Oblivious]

I hate going to stripclubs anymore. When someone isnt getting robbed or stiffed, something generally creepy or shady is going down.

[Blarg]

The vibe almost always strikes me as at least a little creepy.

[Evan]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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challa

[InchoateHand]

"challa"

This is probably a long time internet thing, but the jew in me laughed. The german just looked for some gas.

[Kirg]

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So a while ago I was in Vegas with a buddy...

..My friend has now found a girl of his own I guess and is nowhere to be found...

..I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl.

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I hope your buddy wasn't still in the club when you walked out since if they saw you come in together he'd be the first one they'd go after to find you.

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so if you paid this $1200 what would you have gotten for it?

to me it sounds like you talked with her for 3 hours and made out with her once. what kind of sick joke is that?
don't you get to get your dick wet?

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I owed 1200 for 3 hours of intense lap dancing. I was able to touch her wherever I wanted (as long as no penetration), and she was pretty touchy feely herself.

Obviously you have never had a VIP dance at a nice club.



And yes, my friend had left before I did.

[Alobar]

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LOLOLOL....I don't know which is funnier, the fact that you actually believed the girl liked you or that you stiffed her for the whole bill.

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that about sums it up for me

awesome stuff tho!