balling-- biggest baller move you've ever done

[istewart]

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what exactly were your gangbanging days?

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Hahahaahha.

Probably the time I rented Zaire for a few months so I could stage a boxing match there.

[A_C_Slater]

I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like King Nebuchanezzer.

[tonypaladino]

Haha I used to light cigarettes with $100 bills. I would just swap out the burned ones from my company's bank deposit the next day.

[istewart]

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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like I had just wasted $20.

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FYP

[A_C_Slater]

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I once lit up a cigar with a $20 bill just to piss off one of my poor factory worker friends. He then glared at me and said "God, I hate you."

I felt like I had just wasted $20.

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FYP

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Wrong. I was paying for the satisfaction of glee that I got from watching my friend's disgusted reaction.

[gamblore99]

Last year, was rich from playing go fish. Exams finish, me and 4 friends were going to a club to celebrate, but I wanted to stop by a friends house party first. Club was going to be packed and we knew we couldnt go to the house party if we wanted to get in. So I say I will take care of it, we go to house party, later we arrive at the club and as expected there is a ridiculous line. I go up to bouncer hand him 100 for us, and he lets us in.

Also, took mom and brother out for lobster dinner, and I also decided that I was going to pay for my university books (like 1000). My dad was like "how much are books?" And I am all "its taken care of".
Now I am now poor and really regret throwing money around. Should have known better than to go against my jewish blood.

[surfinillini]

I once went to a strip club and actually paid for a lapdance.

one time i had a few thousand in my pocket. It was seperated into rubberbanded $20 stacks of $1k. My drug dealer buddy and I had been doing blow all night and were crashing out around roughly 10am when I sprung up and exclaimed "Hey bitch, ever been slapped with a G-stack before?" and threw one of the rubberbanded stacks at his back as hard as I could.

He arches his back and yells "AAAAAAAAHH!! Motherf---er!!! F--- you, I'm keeping this!"

I said "Go ahead" and we both fell asleep.

[astroglide]

"we both fell asleep" sounds like "i'm ending this post with something like 'NUFF SAID' but he didn't actually keep the money"