Best lines said/heard after a suckout(low content)

coffeecrazy1 · #1 06-27-2005, 01:01 AM

Let's hear'em.

"One out is better than no outs." -Rolf Slotboom

"Did you think I was in there practicing?" -H.K. Odom, a very old Texan

dcasper70 · #2 06-27-2005, 08:17 AM

"Wow, that pattern mapping algorithm really works!"

I had to laugh as he took my chips...
(not a B&M, but still funny)

Baloosh · #3 06-27-2005, 08:19 AM

"Nothing's funner than runner-runner."

canis582 · #4 06-27-2005, 08:23 AM

I usually say 'Im really embarrassed that I won that pot'

ncskiier · #5 06-27-2005, 08:48 AM

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"Nothing's funner than runner-runner."

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Love that.

NJchick · #6 06-27-2005, 09:04 AM

"You only need one out in a burning building."

casinogosain · #7 06-27-2005, 09:59 AM

If I am sucked out on:
Sometimes even the blind squirrel finds the nut.

If I suck out:
Fish!

-Ash

Jezebel · #8 06-27-2005, 11:40 AM

In response to a player who continued to moan about getting his aces cracked, "Sir, we can get those aces boxed up so you can take them home as a souvenier, if you like."

TheCroShow · #9 06-27-2005, 12:13 PM

read this in a previous 2+2 thread just like this:

after a player took down a nice pot with some garbage like 92o:

"Why did you play that junk?"
"I was in the big blind, nobody raised preflop."
"Yeah but you still don't have to play it."

usmfan · #10 06-27-2005, 12:36 PM

Guy getting TPWK cracked on the river: God. You'll call anything down.

Guy tilting table through major late street sucking out run:
Hey. You may have a good hand at the start, but you gotta cross the river to get home.

Same suckout guy and I have choice words when he asks to see my cards mucked at showdown. I explain collusion purpose of rule. He tells me that he's been playing poker longer than I've been alive. I state that doesn't change purpose of rule and ,oh yeah, I've played more hands of poker than he has in his entire lifetime. Guy huffs and puffs and says that's impossible. I explain mathe behind him playing for 40 years at B&M rate of 35 hands/hr., blah blah blah. Got him to play back at me more (he was on my direct right) and got back most of my suckout money from him. BTW, dealer showed him the cards but told him she wouldn't do it again without some good reason to suspect collusion.