Who is the worst employee?

[diebitter]

I worked at the post office for 3 months, and only turned up to sign in, and then went off again. In fact I got a driving job, and used to stop at the depot to sign in as part of the run. Oh, and I had to go back at 1pm on a Friday to get my wages [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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