Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

Toddy · #1 11-03-2005, 01:27 PM

I'll start at the top..

"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

#2 11-03-2005, 02:13 PM

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I'll start at the top..

"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

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He should have said "I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old with red hair, glasses, and acne in the world that thought he could win the WSOP Main Event." Even then, he's probably wrong.

I like "I can dodge bullets, baby." He then proceeds to get shot.

kitaristi0 · #3 11-03-2005, 02:14 PM

Phil's rant after his AK loses to KJ. Something about them playing poker and these guys can't even spell poker.

#4 11-03-2005, 02:20 PM

"I'm stone dead. I'm a Superstar!"-Mike Matusow.

#5 11-03-2005, 02:41 PM

"I don't think you have the nuts..."

Tiffany Williamson while debating whether or not to call all her chips off preflop with KJ.

Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop.

"Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?"

Dynasty · #6 11-03-2005, 02:50 PM

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Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN

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Can I borrow your time machine?

Toddy · #7 11-03-2005, 02:54 PM

"I played perfectly for 3 days *SOB*"

and the other guy that had the nut flush that hand

"Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english)

Vee Quiva · #8 11-03-2005, 02:56 PM

after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

#9 11-03-2005, 02:56 PM

Kiddy games are down the street.

Richard Tanner · #10 11-03-2005, 02:57 PM

I don't care if insted of "At's wut um tolkin aboot" he stood up and gave a dissertation on how to best eliminate world poverty, I'd have kicked him in the nuts for popping his collar anyway.

Cody