Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

[RikaKazak]

Farha was joking, not being serious dude.

[2+2 wannabe]

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If you cannot cope with Matusow, the proper response when Matusow motions in the direction of the kiddie game: "No, isn't that the direction of the jail?". That oughta have him taken an N*10min break.

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hahaha the only thing I've laughed at in this thread - nice hand sir

[Toddy]

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Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

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So when does this event start on TV? I'm assuming next October/November. So how did all you posters get to hear all these lines from the 2006 ME?

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LOLOLOL!!!! I just noticed that! Funnier that no one else noticed it til now

[Toddy]

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sorry, but that nit has already been picked. props I think go to dynasty, for the clever use of sarcasm in "can I borrow your time machine".

(applause)

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LOL .. that was way over my head. I thought that was an actual quote. I'm laughing now.

[Kyo Souma II]

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"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

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This is really the winner. This was pure genius.

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"What's the count?"
"One point three million exactly.."
"Can you count it?"

-kyo

[dlk9s]

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"Johnny Chan is at my table."

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Well played, attention whore. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[lozen]

You tell me were in the rule book it says a player cant smell at the table. Its not in rules and im not leaving

The dudes on the rail yellin "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oy! Oy! Oy!"

[lonn19]

It's not everyday you get to play with the woooooorrrrld champion.

[MediaPA]

Poker poker, it's all skill
Start with the worst hand, and work uphill.

Classic.