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Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies
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Leave the gun. Take the cannolis. [/ QUOTE ] nh Sir. |
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Dr. Lechter: "Best thing for him, really; his career was going nowhere".
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Arnie: "You know how I said I'd kill you last?"
Some guy: "Yeah, yeah that's right Matrix, you did!" Arnie: "I lied." Well, maybe that's more just damn cool than funny, but I crack up every time I hear it. Another one: Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57 as he's talking to the head terrorist dude: "Always bet on black." Now this is supposed to be some kind of "tough guy" line, that all the movie tough guys have... like Bruce Willis has "yippie kiyay [censored]" and so forth, but this line is just so horrendously bad I cringed for everyone who had to hear it. At the same time though, I burst out laughing when I heard it. What a weak ass one-liner. |
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"You're going to need a bigger boat."
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in [censored]. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? -Pulp Fiction |
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Nice. You could pretty much put any line from this movie into this thread.
Swede |
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Field of Dreams:
"What are you doing with that?" "I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you go away" |
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Bond: Who are you
PG: I'm Pussy Galore Bond: I must be dreaming. |
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endless quotes from this movie, even though it's a satire (not really a comedy): "Get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass" "Varda truffle? I don't want you to get drunk, but uh, that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking" "I'm into, oh geez, Murders and Executions mostly. Do you like it? Well that depends. Why? Most guys I know...who are into Mergers and Acquisitions...really don't like it." "I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello." "Mistletoe alert" [/ QUOTE ] Feed me a stray cat. |
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"What happened to your face?"
"She crossed her legs too fast." He ad-libbed that snappy comeback. |
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