Best News I Have Heard All Week Re: The Onion - Page 5

gharp · #41 08-31-2005, 03:27 PM

Sweet thread -- here's my all-time favorite:

U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day

billymonk · #42 08-31-2005, 03:39 PM

I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze

My fav.

NotMitch · #43 08-31-2005, 03:44 PM

My favorite Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competent Worker

Seconding the Andrew WK interview as well, that thing is so great.

sleight · #44 08-31-2005, 03:58 PM

A new one I like is from the future issue: We need a fourth law of robotics: stop fingering my wife

DontRaisePlz · #45 08-31-2005, 04:05 PM

President Clinton molested by uncle

#46 08-31-2005, 04:07 PM

These are great. I can't believe I've forgotten about this site for so long. I really wish SatireWire would make a comeback.

Blarg · #47 08-31-2005, 06:23 PM

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Sweet thread -- here's my all-time favorite:

U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day

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This was a very good one.

Sully · #48 08-31-2005, 06:40 PM

Jim Anchower's All About Living Life to the Fullest

Obviously, I had to choose The Cruise.

masse75 · #49 08-31-2005, 09:36 PM

This was my intro to the Onion. That and the point/counterpoint "European Men are more sophisticated than American Men/Amercan Women are so easy"

5 or 6 dudes...

realwtf · #50 08-31-2005, 10:25 PM

Mine is this chart