caught a losing drunk cheating

[LargeCents]

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Why didn't you think you were entitled to the money you had in front of you?
Maybe you meant to say it was a tounrament but if this was a cash game I don't understand why you only took your buy in back.


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Take the money. Guy is an idiot, cheating or not. Man, this guy is an idiot. Give me 3 shots, and I beat this guy into his ass HE.

[newhizzle]

beceause the pot was short and there was exactly enough for everyone else at the table to get their buy-ins back

[tubalkain]

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beceause the pot was short and there was exactly enough for everyone else at the table to get their buy-ins back

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So why didn't you simply beat the [censored] out of him, take every penny he had on him, pay everyone what they had in chips, then split up the rest of his money and empty his bank account? It's all cheating profits, he shouldn't keep it.

[whiskeytown]

contrary to popular belief,

I don't believe "cause he was cheating at poker" is sufficent to get the DA to drop assault charges against you. Someone who would cheat at poker would also wuss out and file charges and lawsuits later if you gave him physical harm

RB

[warewulf]

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contrary to popular belief,

I don't believe "cause he was cheating at poker" is sufficent to get the DA to drop assault charges against you. Someone who would cheat at poker would also wuss out and file charges and lawsuits later if you gave him physical harm

RB

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Only if they find the body first! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[toots]

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contrary to popular belief,

I don't believe "cause he was cheating at poker" is sufficent to get the DA to drop assault charges against you. Someone who would cheat at poker would also wuss out and file charges and lawsuits later if you gave him physical harm

RB

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What the heck is the voice of sanity doing intruding on these fantasies of violence?

[newhizzle]

very good point, im glad i was ready to pass out, hes still probly going to catch a beating if i see him again tho

[smoore]

That's why you say, "Well, we caught him cheating at poker, I called him a(n) <insert slur here> and he took a swing at me. He was VERY drunk and probably doesn't remember."

But really, it's not like we're talking about 5/10NL here... just don't play with him anymore and tell every card player you know about it.

[dedmoney]

seriously, I bet your 'witness's' would corrorate your story.

[CaptObvious]

Hey, you could always just bang his girlfriend. Just be like hey, "You cheat, I cheat, it all evens out in the end, right??"