final hand - TT, comments on play and i'll post tilt transcript!

[Peter Harris]

Reads: innocent bystander has been at my tables before. He knows how to play quite well. Not your run of the mill donkey.
Villain is frightened into passivity. As yet, said nothing. I'll post the whole hand, comments on that. when that's done, i'll offer results, my opinion of villain's play and post the next 15 minutes of "OMFG ARE YOU RETARDED" aimed at me.

UltimateBet 2/4 6max (6handed)
Hero is BB and is dealt T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Pre-flop:
2 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, SB calls

Flop (11.5SB): K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

The raise is to drive out CO. When it's 2 back does anyone fold? I'm getting better than 5-1 on the call as long as my outs are clean, maybe my T :club might be good at SD?

Turn (pot 11.5BB): 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
SB checks, Hero checks, CO Bets, SB calls, Hero Calls

getting OESD odds, plus cutting for possible chop although with 2 of the tens...unlikely. I also guess my T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] may be a draw to a winner?

River (pot 14.5BB): 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, SB calls.

Final pot 16.75BB

[adsman]

The turn could have been tricky if sb checkraised.

[Peter Harris]

you're gonna love SD and the transcript of his assailing me then [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

i don't like the flop raise, as you fold exactly 0% of a typical villains capping range and you shouldn't have any hopes of winning a showdown vs. SB. the only possible good this can do is if you manage to fold an a-q and buy yourself two outs when SB doesn't have an ace or a 9.
i like every other street.

also i'm surprised you were berated for sticking with an OESD.

[Erik779]

I don't like the flop raise neither.

[Peter Harris]

Villain shows down [in white, for those grunching] <font color="white">KJ spades</font>.

Comments on his play [in white]
<font color="white">I think this guy has nothing to defend himself. A c/r on the turn makes me extremely icky, he has 2 pair. wtf? He priced me into this pot good and proper.</font>

And now, the glorious transcript. Plus future hands that tilted him further.

I am not a fan of trash talking, this is the first time in about 6 months i've done it - i pick my marks carefully as i can see traces of tilt and like nudging table coaches over the edge:

(it's also the first time i've been called retarded for chasing the OESD!)

Tilt Monkey says "hahahahahahaha".
Tilt Monkey says "ahahahaahahhahahaah".
Tilt Monkey says "a".
Tilt Monkey says "ahahahaha".
Tilt Monkey says "ah".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "ha".
Tilt Monkey says "haahah".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "ha".
Tilt Monkey says "aah".
Tilt Monkey says "OMFG".
Tilt Monkey says "ARE U RETARDED!?!??".
Pete Harris says "*drools on keyboard*".
Tilt Monkey says "dude".
Tilt Monkey says "ur an idiot".
Pete Harris says "you called the river".
Pete Harris says "are you retarded?".
Tilt Monkey says "ur caling a capped pot on the flop drawing to 8 outs".
Pete Harris says "we could form a club".
Next hand:
Bystander2 shows Kc Jh.
Bystander2 has Kc Jh 8s 6c Kh: a pair of kings.
Tilt Monkey shows Jd Ac.
Tilt Monkey has Jd Ac 8s 6c Kh: ace high.
Tilt Monkey says "hahahahahaah".
Tilt Monkey says "3 outer!!!!".
Tilt Monkey says "haahahahahahaha".
Tilt Monkey says "a".
Tilt Monkey says "ahahahahahaa".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "ha".
Tilt Monkey says "ah".
Tilt Monkey says "aha".
Tilt Monkey says "this is so ******* funny".
Pete Harris says "u got pwned (name)".
Tilt Monkey says "$80 in 2 hands i shouldve won".
Tilt Monkey says "told me what?".
Tilt Monkey says "dude wtf are u calling w/ k high for".
Pete Harris says "you're just naturally unlucky (name)".
Bystander 2 says "SHOULD'VE, COULD'VE".
Tilt Monkey says "drawing to 4 ******* outs".
Tilt Monkey says "u shouldnt complain".
Pete Harris says "at least he can hit outs".
Tilt Monkey says "guess u can too card".
Tilt Monkey says "it doesnt matter though, bc in the long run, you'll be broke".
Tilt Monkey says "claling down w/ TT like a stubborn idiot".
Tilt Monkey says "how the **** could u think TT was good?".
Tilt Monkey says "KJQ flop..capped ".
Tilt Monkey says "turn 7...3 bet". (uhh, no it wasn't but this is an embellishment of tilt)
Pete Harris says "you're going broke a lot quicker it seems".
Tilt Monkey says "please tell me ur thought process".
Tilt Monkey says "maybe only bc of bad luck".
Tilt Monkey says "but in the long run, im playing better pokre by far".
Pete Harris says "i thought "i'll pwn this chump on my right"".
Tilt Monkey says "u simply CANT make that call w/ TT".
Pete Harris says "and i did".
Tilt Monkey says "lol".
Tilt Monkey says "no u didnt".
Tilt Monkey says "u caught a lucky card".
Tilt Monkey says "u actually did ur best to give me all ur $".
Tilt Monkey says "so thanks".
Pete Harris says "np".
Pete Harris says "let's river you again sometime".
Tilt Monkey says "yeah".
Tilt Monkey says "lets buy you a bib".
Tilt Monkey says "maybe a helmet".
Pete Harris says "i can with the money you gave me thanks".
Tilt Monkey says "we can color coordinate".
Tilt Monkey says "i didnt giev u any $".
Tilt Monkey says "ub did".
Pete Harris says "how generous".
Tilt Monkey says "we play that hand 10 more times".
Bystander 2 raises to $4.
Tilt Monkey says "u lose 8".
Pete Harris says "i'll email support with thanks".
Tilt Monkey says "too funny".
Tilt Monkey says "worst hands win the huge pots".
Here we went straight into out own matchup,first since the TT hand. It's HU me in BB.
Tilt Monkey calls.
Pete Harris raises to $4.
Tilt Monkey calls.

flop card: 2s
flop card: 5h
flop card: Td
Flop (board: 2s 5h Td):
Tilt Monkey checks.
Pete Harris bets $2.
Tilt Monkey calls.

turn card: 3d
Turn (board: 2s 5h Td 3d):
Tilt Monkey checks.
Pete Harris bets $4.
Tilt Monkey calls.

river card: 7h
River (board: 2s 5h Td 3d 7h):
Tilt Monkey checks.
Pete Harris checks.


Showdown:
Tilt Monkey shows 8h 9s.
Tilt Monkey has 8h 9s 5h Td 7h: ten high.
Pete Harris shows Ad 9c.
Pete Harris has Ad 9c 5h Td 7h: ace high.

Hand #10101558-15882 Summary:
$1 is raked from a pot of $20.
$1 is raked from a pot of $20.
Pete Harris wins $19 with ace high.
Hand 10101558-15882 ends.
Tilt Monkey says "lol!".
Pete Harris says "aww (name) can't hit 3outers".
Pete Harris says "boo hoo".
Tilt Monkey says "nice bets btw".
Pete Harris says "ty thought you were weak".
Tilt Monkey says "listen".
Tilt Monkey says "please go rework your game".
Pete Harris says "thought id let you save $4 tho".
Tilt Monkey says "youre horrible".
Tilt Monkey says "that TT play was classic".
Pete Harris says "glad you enjoyed it".
Tilt Monkey says ""i have a pocket pair, i cant fold!"".
Pete Harris says "i derived satisfaction from it".
Pete Harris says "nothing better than rivering whingebags".
Bystander 2 calls.
Showdown:
Tilt Monkey shows 9d Jc.
Tilt Monkey has 9d Jc Th 8c Td: a pair of tens.
Bystander 2 shows 9s 9c.
Bystander 2 has 9s 9c Th 8c Td: two pair, tens and nines.
Pete Harris says "it's a true blessing in life".
Pete Harris says "lol".
Tilt Monkey says "lolllllllllllll".
Tilt Monkey says "tilt me".
Pete Harris says "(name here)".
Tilt Monkey says "u owe me $80, card".
Pete Harris says "lol".
Tilt Monkey says "do u consider yourself a good playeR?".
Pete Harris says "come get it back".
Tilt Monkey says "please find me one other player who would agree with your play on
Tilt Monkey says "u can tallk all the **** you want".
Tilt Monkey says "u still know ur wrong".
Pete Harris says "i'll do my best".
Tilt Monkey says "at least i hope you do".
Tilt Monkey says "the pot gets ******* CAPPED on the flop".
Tilt Monkey says "what are u thinking?".
Tilt Monkey says ""Ill hit my ten"? ".
Tilt Monkey says "odds are your outs are dead".
Pete Harris says "yeah a ten would have done".
Tilt Monkey says "most of them at least".
Tilt Monkey says "so stupid".
Pete Harris says "even that would have beat you chump".
Pete Harris says "your stack looks sad (name here)".
Pete Harris says "whered the $125 go?".
Tilt Monkey says "$125?".
Tilt Monkey says "i came in here w/ $525". ($521.5 to be exact)
Tilt Monkey says "and its in ur stack".
Tilt Monkey says "courtesy of UB".
(here I get rivered by another player, fair pot and we both played it A+)
Player 2 shows Qh 9h.
Player 2 has Qh 9h Th Ah Jh: flush, ace high.
Pete Harris mucks cards.
(Pete Harris has 5s As.)
Tilt Monkey says "gh".
Tilt Monkey says "u lose".
Pete Harris says "nh".
Pete Harris says "happy to lose to decent players".
Tilt Monkey says "im better than you".
Tilt Monkey says "what do u not understand".
Tilt Monkey says "u sucked out for a gigantic pot".
Tilt Monkey says "w a hideous hand".
Tilt Monkey says "haha ur british".
Tilt Monkey says "makes a lot of sense".
Tilt Monkey says "unnnnnnnrealllllllll".
Tilt Monkey leaves.
Pete Harris says "sorry folks, my cash cow has left".
Pete Harris says "gl all sorry for talking trash".

[Erik779]

Lol, I love it, what an idiot

[adsman]

Sensational.

I line I like using is, "please be quiet. I'm trying to count your money and it's hard to concentrate."

[Peter Harris]

ahh, the spin on "sssh...i'm stacking your chips"

which now has the added cachet of an allegorical reference to our forum.

hijacking my own thread, was i out of line tilting the tiltmonkey? I thought this angle may generate comments too.