The Onion -- where did those old-timey front pages go?

[Blarg]

Anyone else love the old-timey fake newspaper front pages that The Onion used to have on the bottom of their old web site front page, before their new redesign? You know, the ones where FDR will be praising Hitler or Sears is sued for pornography or something? I don't see them linked anywhere in the new design.

By the way, the Extremely Graphic Galaxy in this week's edition is a hoot, as well as the story on Pittsburgh being shamefully unprepared for a full scale zombie attack.