Revenge on neighbors

[jaydub]

This can be taken further.

Steal someone else's plates, take her's off and put there's on. Break into her car and put a fair amount of whatever drugs you can get ahold of, a small amount of ammunition, and several very small ziploc bags. A good place to hide it all would be in the rear pocket of a front seat.

[Shajen]

"She lets the annoying neighbor lady go. She waits until her husband and kids are in the ground and then she goes after the rest of the tenants. She kills their kids, she kills their wives, she kills their parents and their parents' friends. She burns down the apartments they live in and the stores they work in, she kills people that owe them money. And like that she was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen her since. She becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Vexvelour will get you." And no-one ever really believes."

[vexvelour]

Actually I have spoken to the management, Blarg. They don't care, because I'm 22 and that means I obviously make more noise than her because she's in her 30's or so. On top of all of this, I have complained 10 times to the office about the people above me that ACTUALLY DO make a crazy amount of banging and stomping noise...and when I asked yesterday to show me how many complaints they actually delivered...none.

I f'in hate this apt complex.

By the way, great contributions gents...I'll be cracking up all day.

[vexvelour]

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"Rat on your pop, and Vexvelour will get you." And no-one ever really believes."


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I almost peed myself laughing at this one.

[Blarg]

Are you friends with any of the neighbors? A statement from a few of them that you're quiet would be good supporting evidence.

[arod15]

call the cops on her. Say you heard shots fired at her house. There will be 10 cops there in a matter of minutes....

[vexvelour]

Nah, from what I can tell pretty much everyone that lives in this complex is a douche in some way or another and I want nothing to do with any of them. Good idea, though.

[MelK]

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Nah, from what I can tell pretty much everyone that lives in this complex is a douche in some way or another

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Don't be so hard on yourself. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[4_2_it]

So what did you do last night? We need an update. Pictures are always helpful.

I am surprised no one has suggested letting a rabid mongoose loose in her apartment.

[Eurotrash]

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drop a deuce in a paper bag, light it on fire, place on her doorstep. knock on the door and run.

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No originality.

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I wasn't aiming for originality so much as something that might annoy the neighbor. plus, I've never known anybody who tried a method this old.