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Old 12-03-2005, 07:18 AM
goofball goofball is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

If you're seriosuly worried about this [censored] then your penis is probably small enough that the operation won't be super painful. Isn't it great how everything works out?

Seriosuly, order what you think tastes good. Personally, I order pina coladas at the wynn all the time.
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:29 AM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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Seriosuly, order what you think tastes good. Personally, I order pina coladas at the wynn all the time.

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piņa coladas are the [censored]
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Old 12-03-2005, 08:41 AM
Marnixvdb Marnixvdb is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Worse than not realizing it is a girl's drink (which i would only view as somewhat naive/ignorant), is that you care about other people thinking you drink girl's drinks.

Then again, it's easier not to care when you know these things. And they are not hard to figure out.
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Real men drink beer or strait up whisky and [censored]
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Old 12-03-2005, 03:50 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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i was talking to this really cute girl, and things seemed to be going pretty well when the waitress came up and asked what i'd like to drink. i ordered a cosmopolitan, and she [censored] smurked. anyways the girl was like, "that's a girl's drink,"

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This is where you smile and say, "I am manly enough to drink one, and still have plenty of manliness left over" and jokingly flex your muscles.
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Old 12-03-2005, 04:56 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

anyways the girl was like, "that's a girl's drink," and basically ignored me later in the night.

If she is like that who cares she sounds like a bitch
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:12 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Slap her and tell her you drink what you want. Then she'll be all over you.
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:25 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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Any guy knows you always ask if she wants to do a shot and if she says no, order a beer.

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Classy [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

I was at a bar and ordered a gin martini. Of course the hick sitting next to me started on that "girlie" drink. Yeah, 4 oz. of straight alcohol (which is basically what a cosmo has in it) is very sissified. The best part was that he was drinking a bud light, the chick of beers.
OP, order what you want. Do you really want a girl that judges you based on your drink? She's a [censored] if she does.
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:27 PM
Rduke55 Rduke55 is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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so, is this a bad thing to order? and, am i a chick?

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Jack & ice .

Say it with me now: JACK. AND. ICE .

That should clear up your vaginitis right quick.

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FYP. Jack and coke has no place in the world.
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Old 12-03-2005, 05:28 PM
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Next time, order a kamikaze with a splash of cranberry juice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Nice.
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