Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[JustPlayingSmart]

"Then, shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?"

[DukeSucks]

"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."

[LoaferGee12]

"Feels like an Arby's night". Puddy, obviously. Sidenote: Is puddy the voice of some character in Family Guy?

[kerssens]

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"Feels like an Arby's night". Puddy, obviously. Sidenote: Is puddy the voice of some character in Family Guy?

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Isn't he Joe the handicapped neighbor?

[touchfaith]

lol, I can't stop...I love Seinfeld quotes...


"I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum." - George

"It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang, and you jump out first!" - George

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"
- Jerry, George and Elaine

"His mother was a mudder... His father was a mudder." - Kramer

"Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up." - George

"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it." - Jerry

"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'" - George

"That's pie country. They do a lot of baking up there."
"They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry blackberry."
"Blackberry boysenberry."
"Boysenberry huckleberry."
"Huckleberry raspberry."
"Raspberry strawberry."
"Strawberry cranberry."
"Peach."
- George and Jerry

"So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion."
"To some degree."
"So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves."
"In a manner of speaking."
"Well, that's honest."
"She should be commending me for treating everyone like equals."
"Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
- Jerry and George

"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!" - Kramer

"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service." - Jerry

[kerssens]

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"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service." - Jerry

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I like the scene in that episode where Jerry is giving George other names.....Mug Costanza

[jakethebake]

"I like to stop at the duty-free shop."

[fingokra]

Little kid after hearing Jerry cuss "That Jerry Seinfeld is a funny @^$@%^@?"

and

We had a date I ordered the lobster, had some wine, went back to his place for cofee, yada yada yada, I was late for work this morning.

[mlb3zr]

another one that is best if you remember what Jerry looks like when he says it:

GEORGE: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

JERRY: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa."

[youngndumb]

From the episode where Kramer isn't talking. Elaine is writing her New Yorker cartoon where the pig is at the complaint department. Jerry doesn't really like her quote, comes up with a couple. Kramer writes something down, Elaine reads "My wife is a slut"