Your handle?

[Evan]

I mixed up the fields on the sign up form and put my first name in the box for your handle.

[Tim&Joe]

Tim: My name is Tim

Joe: and my name is Joe.

[Kenrick]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't have a sanctioned average. Isn't that good for you? Who in the hell can possibly bowl once a year, pick up a house ball, and average 190? That'd just be silly.


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Pretty easy on a house shot. Grab a ball off the shelf, make your spares, and there's your 190. I'd win inebriated bets at my friend's bowling bar by beating guys using a conventional-grip houseball and wearing my street shoes. Having 21 revs doesn't hurt, either. You can become a pretty decent bowler if one of your first part-time jobs is a pin monkey and get free bowling.

Playing fifth arrow since they only oiled once a week, left a solid-10 on the final shot to shoot 299 during my college "Beginning Bowling" class. That was amusing. (Yes, I got an A.) Shot 290 and 770-something at state last spring. Finished 36th (34th?) in all-around. Too bad I didn't bother entering any of the brackets. Would have won more than 36th paid. d'oh.

Nickname... eh, not too many Kenricks around, so what the heck, and it's a homage to one of my favorite hypnotists.

[partygirluk]

When I signed up for Partypoker I figured it would be a good idea to have a handle that suggested I was some dumb bitch. Don't know why I kep it for 2+2 tho.

[FatMan]

Fat => I'm fat (6' 330#)
Man => I'm a man

I am also a lazy slob. Our dept went bowling last Friday and I rolled a 156 the first game. It was the first time in about 15 years. I bowled in high school and averaged in the 190's. Next game was some bowling bingo crap. You had to get the number in the box on your bingo card, i.e. 9,spare,gutter, etc. You know how hard it is to get just 2 or 3 pins after you've had 4 or five beers

[thatpfunk]

My last name is long and polish and difficult for most to pronounce (Podgurski). In high school I got called up to play varsity football as a Soph and the position coaches didn't really know me. The wide reciever coach was pretty ghetto:

Coach: Nice play, what's your name?
Me: Podgurski?
Coach: P-what?
Me: Podgurski, coach.
Coach: I can't say that [censored]. From now on your name is P-Funk, cause you play like a nigga. You my nigga P-Funk! (I'm white) Everyone, you hear that, this is P-funk from now on.
Me: Ok coach.

Nicknames stuck for the last 6 years.

[Emmitt2222]

dude, 225-230 is almost impossible, most pros really cant have that sort of an average. 210 is phenominal, congrats. Do something with that and make some money. My best average was around 190.

[SomethingClever]

Couldn't think of anything good; didn't want to use any of my real screen names....

Gotta think of something clever... eh.... [censored] it.

[eric5148]

That's frickin hilarious.

[wacki]

Remove the first two letters of my last name and you get Wacki.

That being said, when the clapper first came out I remember walking into the school cafeteria. Everyone started chanting:

"Wack On!" Clap Clap
"Wack Off!" Clap Clap
"Wack On, Wack Off, the Wacker!"


You can only imagine the amount of teasing I got. It was cool though, atleast everyone knew who you were. Wacki isn't an easy name to forget. Having an occasional woman call you Wackoff in highschool does suck though.