Natalie Portman or the Force

[The Stranger]

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FACT: having a lightsaber and the force is probably the most badass thing possible.

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They let nine year olds post here?

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Easy, the force. Just being able to grab food from the kitchen without getting up is better than Portman.

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Nice

NT

[Alobar]

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it's about how PIMP being a Jedi would be on an absolute basis.

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Not very. what exactly are you going to do with these powers in todays modern civilized society? You cant kick anyones ass, you dont ever get to use your lightsaber unless its for stupid things like opening large boxes. Your mind powers wont accomplish anymore than what you can get done with Natalies money. So really the only cool thing is floating yourself beers and doing backflips to show off. Id rather show off by having me and natalies sex tape get "leaked" to the internet.

[Talk2BigSteve]

Yeah, I will have to go with the Force on this one too.

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[Skip Brutale]

I figured I'd rather have the force, but basically everything cool about it has been taken away. Id rather bang Natalie Portman than swing a lightsaber around.

[drexah]

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Checkmate

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demi moore, anyone?

except much smarter, less sexual, and more "innocent and cute". the shaved head really reminds me of Demi, though. anyways, i'm not sure, being a jedi would be cool as all [censored], but banging natalie portman whenever would be so nice. although, if she was in my bed 24/7 willing to bang, i'd probably get pretty sick of her after like 2 months and wish i had chosen to be a jedi. on this one actually, i think i'm going to have to choose to be a Jedi. i already get a lot of girls, some of which are almost if not just as hot as natalie portman. i wouldn't really want to read people's minds though, but otherwise the force would be tight.

[mmbt0ne]

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Yeah, I will have to go with the Force on this one too.

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haha. I was gonna put a little caveat in for you, but then I remembered that people needing to point you out in a thread like this is pretty lame. I figured you'd get over it if I didn't throw in a "HEY BIG STEVE IS GAY SO HERE'S SOMETHING FOR HIM TOO LOL!"

[scotty34]

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i wouldn't really want to read people's minds though, but otherwise the force would be tight.

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Do you realize how good of a poker player you could be?

[HesseJam]

Two options:

Option1: Real life Mrs. Portman is your tool. You lay her (pooper?!), everybobody knows you lay her (pooper?!). What would be the likely spill over effect on other chicks?

Option2: You get the "Force" and a "Light Sabre". Vizualize that image: You, claiming being with the "Force" and swinging the "Light Sabre". How many (and if any, what kind of) chicks are going to get?

[Alobar]

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i wouldn't really want to read people's minds though, but otherwise the force would be tight.

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Do you realize how good of a poker player you could be?

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Who cares?? I'd be RICH BEEEOYTCH!!!