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Old 11-28-2005, 03:58 AM
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Default Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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wtf are you guys using for equity?

i put this through pokerstove

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 17.3232 % 82.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 82.6768 % 17.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }
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Old 11-28-2005, 03:59 AM
peritonlogon peritonlogon is offline
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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I don't think that's new.

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Well it's new to me.

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wtf are you guys using for equity?

i put this through pokerstove

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 17.3232 % 82.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 82.6768 % 17.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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Old 11-28-2005, 04:02 AM
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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

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The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

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I don't think that's new.

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Well it's new to me.

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wtf are you guys using for equity?

i put this through pokerstove

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 17.3232 % 82.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 82.6768 % 17.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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Old 11-28-2005, 04:31 AM
Justin A Justin A is offline
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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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Barron can you explain what you mean by that post?
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Old 11-28-2005, 04:54 AM
peritonlogon peritonlogon is offline
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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

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http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

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ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

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and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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Barron can you explain what you mean by that post?

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I don't mean to put words in his mouth, but it's obvious he meant, how could someone be so gullible as to think jack high is a better hand than a pair.
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Old 11-28-2005, 05:29 AM
Marnixvdb Marnixvdb is offline
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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]I hope you are kidding.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.wedoitallvegas.com/Rank_O...ands_Chart.asp

[/ QUOTE ]I know what after the flop, the villain is losing... however he has the odds to win the hand, what's the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

ANY PAIR IS WAY BETTER THAN JACK-HIGH! HOW F'ING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE RULES OF POKER? GODDAMMIT THIS IS GETTING OLD.

[/ QUOTE ]The villain has 21 outs on both the turn and the river, goddamn it! Do you know what this means?

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Sponger has a pair.

His opponent has Jack-high.

DO THE MATH. WHO HAS THE BETTER HAND? THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!!!

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i don't understand this. how'd you get to 15,000 posts on this forum?? i thought you were a respected poster here??? you're wrong and these other guys with 10 or 12 posts are right!! you're gonna feel pretty embarrassed when you realize your mistake!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

and i though I WAS GULLIBLE, lol.

Barron

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what are you trying to say, barron? that diablo isn't wrong??? or that he was just joking??? puh-leeeeze. i don't buy that for a second! maybe he has finally realized his error and feels really silly now, so he'll try to pass it off as another one of his "jokes," but he was OBVIOUSLY serious at first.

this is your chance to mock him mercilessly on his big mistake! if i were you, i'd pursue it with extreme aggressivity! go get 'im, barron!

[/ QUOTE ]

The new insta-quote button is da sh1znizzl3!

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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See, all I need to do is click "Quote" at the the top of each post, and it automatically quotes the entire post with the quote boxes and everything.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think that's new.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well it's new to me.

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wtf are you guys using for equity?

i put this through pokerstove

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 17.3232 % 82.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 82.6768 % 17.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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nice1

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ty

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I believe strongly that Cardplayer skewed its pot odds caculator to take into account the average riggedness of online poker. I have no idea how else they could have JT as a favourite over 22.
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Old 11-28-2005, 06:04 AM
DRD66 DRD66 is offline
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Default Re: Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

OK, I gotta chime in here with 3 comments:

1) I love this forum, as it let's me interact with total psychos who don't post in my usual forum. It's a whole new world!
2) 2+2 needs to double their server capacity since adding the "quote" button. Also, if you print out these uber-quote replies, they make good dart boards
3) Please, for the love of god, PLEASE tell me massive amounts of alcohol were involved in the OP. You must use "second level" thinking - ie. it's SOOOOOOOOOO stupid it can't possible be sarcastic, he must really be that stupid. On the other hand, I think Diablo is my new hero.
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:39 AM
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Oh the hypocrisy. Diablo busts Mason's ass over an error but then can't own up to a massive mistake like this. Though in El D's defense, he's not quibbling over semantics or retreating from his former position, he is instead employing a strategy of increasing belligerence to make his case.


BTW, it's a coinflip when the money goes in, 50/50, JTd either hits his hand or he doesn't. Don't give me that over 1 million hands X is favored BS, Sponger is only playing one hand. Duh.
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:44 AM
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shut up nit, and get a sense of humor.
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Old 11-28-2005, 07:53 AM
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Oh the hypocrisy. Diablo busts Mason's ass over an error but then can't own up to a massive mistake like this. Though in El D's defense, he's not quibbling over semantics or retreating from his former position, he is instead employing a strategy of increasing belligerence to make his case.


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shut up nit, and get a sense of humor.

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