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#81
06-20-2005, 05:01 PM
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Re: If you could punch any celeberity in the face...
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[ QUOTE ] david arquette, because hes not funny or a good actor, but still managed to get married to courtney cox. [/ QUOTE ] I'd be too intimidated by his status as a former WCW champ. [/ QUOTE ] That's how I feel about Tom Green. It's like that guy has never even tried to be funny. Or is that the funny part? This guy is not funny no matter how many funhouse mirrors you put it through. 
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#82
06-20-2005, 05:04 PM
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Re: If you could punch any celeberity in the face...
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Everyone I'm thinking of is borderline or worse in terms of celebrity. Karl Rove, Rick Santorum, Saxby Chambliss, G. Gordon Libby. Andrew Weil, Joseph Mercola, Hulda Clark, Gary Null, Sid Life. Uri Geller, John Edward, Sylvia Browne, James Van Praagh. None of the above probably count, so I'll pick Tom Cruise. If you actually know who all the above people are, you definitely need to get out more often. [/ QUOTE ] Andrew Weil cracked me up. Uri Geller? Man, that's going way back. Extremely punchable, though.
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#83
06-20-2005, 05:22 PM
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Re: If you could punch any celeberity in the face...
Okay I'm doing a list. Some people's contributions were inspired so I'll steal some names.
Ann Coulter -- a genius of a choice Nancy Reagan Donald Rumsfeld -- what a cheesy SOB Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Kathie Lee Gifford -- she expands the frontiers of my ability to hate Naomi Wolf -- crazed feminist Katherine MacKinnon -- same Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr -- if anal rape got a weekly cartoon on Fox and they were looking around for voice talent, these two could personify it. Plus neither is funny at all. Ellen Degeneres -- unbelievably tedious and completely unfunny, and I've seen a LOT of her stand-up Tom Snyder -- infinitely deserving blast from the past Tom Cruise -- about as smug as it gets Tom Green -- aggressively unfunny and worthless Madonna -- no woman has ever been hyped more while being talented less Imelda Marcos Newt Gingrich The Reverend Gene Scott Jerry Falwell Montell Williams Diane Feinstein Jesse Helms Trent Lott Paris Hilton -- sorry, but it was enough after the FIRST five minutes -- no more, I beg of you Jake whatever his name is, that Body By Jake guy -- don't call viewers of your stupid infomercials "gang" Billie Blanks -- titty shirts, sanctimonious creep, fruity make-up carried to the extreme -- has anyone ever looked more like they spend time licking themselves? Geraldo Rivera Andy Rooney Arnold Schwarzenegger -- bumped into him a few times decades ago -- super obnoxious egotist Michael Crichton -- exactly the same; everyone hated him guy who does the book review show on PBS -- insufferably sappy and self-satisfied; some of the worst interviews ever Barbara Walters -- that worst interviews automatically brings up her name Katie Couric -- just too much sometimes Matt Lauer -- for not letting go once in a while and chewing out Katie for being so creepy Robin Williams -- that much ass-kissing can't be good karma Steven Spielberg -- so much natural talent in the service of so very, very, very little Sidney Sheldon -- stop writing that shyt! whoever that psychic fairy is who says "sthweet sthpirit" non-stop J-Lo Michael Jackson Elizabeth Taylor O.J.
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#84
06-20-2005, 05:24 PM
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Re: If you could punch any celeberity in the face...
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Okay I'm doing a list. Some people's contributions were inspired so I'll steal some names. Ann Coulter -- a genius of a choice Nancy Reagan Donald Rumsfeld -- what a cheesy SOB Dick Cheney Rush Limbaugh Kathie Lee Gifford -- she expands the frontiers of my ability to hate Naomi Wolf -- crazed feminist Katherine MacKinnon -- same Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr -- if anal rape got a weekly cartoon on Fox and they were looking around for voice talent, these two could personify it. Plus neither is funny at all. Ellen Degeneres -- unbelievably tedious and completely unfunny, and I've seen a LOT of her stand-up Tom Snyder -- infinitely deserving blast from the past Tom Cruise -- about as smug as it gets Tom Green -- aggressively unfunny and worthless Madonna -- no woman has ever been hyped more while being talented less Imelda Marcos Newt Gingrich The Reverend Gene Scott Jerry Falwell Montell Williams Diane Feinstein Jesse Helms Trent Lott Paris Hilton -- sorry, but it was enough after the FIRST five minutes -- no more, I beg of you Jake whatever his name is, that Body By Jake guy -- don't call viewers of your stupid infomercials "gang" Billie Blanks -- titty shirts, sanctimonious creep, fruity make-up carried to the extreme -- has anyone ever looked more like they spend time licking themselves? Geraldo Rivera Andy Rooney Arnold Schwarzenegger -- bumped into him a few times decades ago -- super obnoxious egotist Michael Crichton -- exactly the same; everyone hated him guy who does the book review show on PBS -- insufferably sappy and self-satisfied; some of the worst interviews ever Barbara Walters -- that worst interviews automatically brings up her name Katie Couric -- just too much sometimes Matt Lauer -- for not letting go once in a while and chewing out Katie for being so creepy Robin Williams -- that much ass-kissing can't be good karma Steven Spielberg -- so much natural talent in the service of so very, very, very little Sidney Sheldon -- stop writing that shyt! whoever that psychic fairy is who says "sthweet sthpirit" non-stop J-Lo Michael Jackson Elizabeth Taylor O.J. [/ QUOTE ] Dang Blarg why are you so angry?
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#90
06-20-2005, 05:51 PM
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Re: If you could punch any celeberity in the face...
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Denise austin. [/ QUOTE ] seriously? how come? [/ QUOTE ] That fake smile annoys the [censored] out of me. [/ QUOTE ] But dude,  She's got a great body.
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