Favorite Simpsons Quote

[daryn]

just what IS your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?

[Terrabon98]

In the one where Homer becomes Pie Man, he wins the silver ticket and...

"They want me to judge a prize pig competition? But I'm no supergenius...or ARE I?

[ZeeJustin]

Simpson's Quotes

[Blarg]

Another huge favorite:

Homer Simpson's mother, the hippie, gets found by Homer and is eating dinner at the family table, along with Grandpa, her long-estranged hubby.

Grandma says something like, What am I gonna do?

Homer: You could always live with Dad.

Everyone laughs uproariously, even Grandpa, whose laughter finally reluctantly calms down and merges into an, "aaaaaaah, I'm a living joke."

Another fun bit of that show:

Two FBI agents looking for Grandma come into the Simpson home and ask Grandpa where she is. After doing some babbling and singing or whatever, they ask him, "Are you going to help us, or are you just senile?"

Grandpa, cheerily: A little from column A, a little from column B.