2nd Date to Outback - Need Advice

[NLSoldier]

$$$,

i find it hard to believe that anyone who spells their name like that has ever seen a girl, much less went on a date with one. are you sure it wasnt a dude?

curiously,
nl

[surfinillini]

I'm of legal gambling age, maybe my geographical location has major influences in my base count.

I live in the Valley of Los Angeles proper, the porn capital of the world...

[27offsuit]

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spastic child pounding sticks on cow hide stretched over metal cylinders,

I'm not sure if those bases are fitting. Do people really undervalue kissing that much? Perhaps I'm gonna sound like a woman, but there's a lot to be said for a good kisser. If a girl can't kiss, she's out, in my book. So, we have to put kissing in there somewhere. Since I stopped being a little vagina (this probably happened at 17, though I'd entertain arguments for 18), I havent met a girl that minded me placing a hand on her breasts while she stuck her tongue down my throat... so, perhaps you're right.

1st - Kissing w/tongue & boobies

So, once we establish that 1st is obv french kissing & some boobage, where do we go from there? Straight to oral? Im not so sure. I think 2nd has to be some combination of removing clothing & getting her hands on your junk, or vice versa.

2nd - General nakedness & mutual masturbation (the "heavy petting" we talked about in health class)

That leaves oral for 3rd. I think that's fair. Today's BJ is yesterday's handjob. Muff diving is in, too.

3rd - Oral sex0r

Fourth is simple too, once we do it like this. I dont think we can say that SIIHP is as common as people like to think/claim it is... most women that I know (including one of the two whom allowed me to complete such an act) shy away from the idea. So, SIIHP is like, hitting a walkoff homerun. 4th is actual intercourse.

4th (Scoring) - Sex

We can continue the baseball analogy if we need to.

SIIHP - Walkoff homer
2 Chicks - Walkoff homer to end a WS game
Getting [censored] in the butt with a strap-on - Blowing game 7 of the WS

Contributions?

yasher

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I can live with that.

NLS,

He's obviously such a baller, that he can set his "M0n3y" (aka $100 bills aka benjamins aka scrilla) 0n "f1r3" (aka blazing). I agree with your assessment. It took me five minutes to figure out what the hell his name meant. After further thought, would you change your belief if his name were simply, "moneyonfire"? I find this doubtful. The name is bad enough. The spelling just exacerbates it.

surf,

I'm 21, and I havent had any real concept of "Bases" since I was 16 or so. I just found it interesting how "boobs" was once considered a "worthwhile achievement," and now guys aren't impressed unless you banged her AND her friend. But, on the flip side - as earlier stated - at least blowjobs are like handshakes.

Yup,
yasher

[snowden719]

Does anyone else find it hilarious that she got the check because he had paid for the previous meal at IHOP?

[27offsuit]

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Does anyone else find it hilarious that she got the check because he had paid for the previous meal at IHOP?

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It certainly wasn't a IHOP-in-the-morning-after-using-all-your-holes-the-night-before kind of a breakfast.

That I am fairly certain of.

GUM!

[meep_42]

OP,

Get drunk, then call her.

-d

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OP,

Get drunk, then call her.

-d

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NOOOOOOOOO. Drunk dialing, bad idea. -EV

[surfinillini]

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NLS,

He's obviously such a baller, that he can set his "M0n3y" (aka $100 bills aka benjamins aka scrilla) 0n "f1r3" (aka blazing). I agree with your assessment. It took me five minutes to figure out what the hell his name meant. After further thought, would you change your belief if his name were simply, "moneyonfire"? I find this doubtful. The name is bad enough. The spelling just exacerbates it.

surf,

I'm 21, and I havent had any real concept of "Bases" since I was 16 or so. I just found it interesting how "boobs" was once considered a "worthwhile achievement," and now guys aren't impressed unless you banged her AND her friend. But, on the flip side - as earlier stated - at least blowjobs are like handshakes.

Yup,
yasher

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i like boobs, boobs are nice

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

Me doing anything -ev.