What is a manly drink to order at a bar?

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Usually I only drink beer, but sometimes I like to mix it up a little. What can I order as a casual drink that won't make me look like a pansy?

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strawberry julius

[TheBlueMonster]

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Gin and tonic rules.

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seriously. I find that I have to be in a mood for most drinks...except for G&T. Of course that means I have become very discriminating with the quality of gin.

[Matt Flynn]

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If you like scotch whiskey, try Lagavulin. good stuff.

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For the umpteenth time:

One Scott to another on drinking Lagavulin: "Och eye! Taystes like a fecking ashtrey! I kneuw. Sell it ta tha Yanks! Thay'll drank anaythin."

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Water.

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COWBOY 1: Whiskey!

COWBOY 2: Make mine a double!

SHEMP: I'll have a milkshake.

(everyone does a spit-take)

SHEMP: With sour milk!

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How about a nice warm Dickens Cider!!!

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Am I the only one who got this joke?

I will start to ask the ladies if they'd like me to whip one out for them.

LLL

[tek]

I get either the best foreign beer thay have or a good champagne.

or a long island tea...

[Sponger15SB]

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a shirly temple.

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Before I turned 21 my roomate and his girlfriend and her roomates went to happy hour at some restaurant. I didn't go cause I thought they were just getting plastered and whatever, but they call me up when they get there and say they're gonna eat some appetizers, so I should join them. I show up right when all the drinks are being served and the waitress is handing out all the beers and daqueris and margaritas, and then she asks "who ordered the shirley temple" and everyone points to me.

Jerks.

Milk. In a dirty glass.

[Voltron87]

when people here are at a bar, does anyone actually think "hmmm, that isnt really a manly drink so i'll get somethin else which my friends will approve of"?

such a stupid attitude, drink whatever you like.