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gharp · #71 10-08-2005, 02:04 AM

As of the software update I got tonight, Absolute Poker now:

(a) has online hand histories
(b) writes them to your hard drive
(c) in these histories, shows mucked hands at showdown

Pretty good news for the, like, 4 of us that play there...

tyler_cracker · #72 10-08-2005, 03:24 AM

Live 3/6. Table is passive. Hero has not been having a good night in spite of hitting quad queens early on for $187.

Villain just sat down a while ago. I haven't been paying good attention, but i don't think he's done anything interesting.

Hero has TT in MP.

EP Villain raises, Hero 3-bets, loose BB who has caught garbage two pair against my overpairs twice calls, Villain calls.

Flop (9 SB): 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BB checks, Villain checks, Hero bets, BB calls, Villain raises, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn (7.5 BB): 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

BB checks, Villain checks, Hero bets, BB calls, Villain raises, Hero calls, BB calls.

River (13.5 BB): Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

BB checks, Villain bets, Hero calls, BB folds.

Villain shows 75[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].

Hero picks up his chips and leaves rather than tilt off any more of his chips.

Slim Pickens · #73 10-08-2005, 03:40 AM

Oh yeah? I'm glad I stayed home. I'm up over half a buy-in tonight.

SomethingClever · #74 10-08-2005, 01:00 PM

Win or lose, this always puts a hop in my step.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: (3 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results:
SB has Ac Qc (full house, queens full of aces).
BB has 7c Th (one pair, queens).
UTG has 6c 5d (one pair, queens).
Hero has Ts Jc (one pair, queens).
CO has Td Kd (one pair, queens).
Button has 3d Jd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB.

ckmo · #75 10-09-2005, 10:08 AM

ahh...after 7k hands of 3bb/100 i'm 5k deep -3.5bb/100 downward spiral.

so here's a hand reading quiz for ya just for fun....

SB just sat down after 26 hands is 38/23
Button is 61/2 over 126 hands

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB raises, Hero calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Button calls, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (11 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero folds, MP1 calls, Button raises, SB 3-bets, MP1 folds, Button calls.

River: (18 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 3h 9s (one pair, nines).
Button has 7s 2s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins 20 BB. 

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

ckmo · #76 10-09-2005, 11:03 AM

i think i have a new favorite hand tho...this one has it all. 4 to a straight, flush draw, and even checking down the river with an A high flush

button is 64/20

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Button raises, 1 fold, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (10.40 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
Hero bets, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Button raises, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (9.20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, Button bets, Hero raises, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, MP1 calls, Button calls.

River: (21.20 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 21.20 BB

Hero has 4d 4s (three of a kind, fours).
MP1 has Jd 9d (straight, jack high).
Button has Ac Tc (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins 21.20 BB.

Paxosmotic · #77 10-09-2005, 11:44 AM

I'm using the various threads in the zoo to determine the IQ of various posters, and so far I'm sorely disappointed. There are a lot of [censored] morons on 2+2. OH MY GOD MY RAKEBACK!!! Anyone with even the slightest bit of intelligence noticed the exchange me and Craig from raketracker.com had, which went something like this

Craig : We will offer rakeback for Party
Me : Could you offer some details?
Craig : Details
Me : Perfect, I'm satisfied

So if you're in micros and even considering panicking, please shut the [censored] up about it for the love of god.

WordWhiz · #78 10-09-2005, 12:44 PM

Hero is SB w/ KQo; 6 handed.

3 limp, Hero raises, all call--5 to flop.

3 rags hit on flop. Hero bets out; only UTG and Button call.

Turn is Q. Sweet! Hero bets; UTG calls, Button folds.

Another rag on river. Hero bets, UTG raises. [censored], probably hit a raggedy two pair or something. Hero calls because the pot is huge and he's not folding tpgk for one bet.

UTG flips over AA. WTF? I can maybe understanding limping AA UTG if you think the table is aggressive enough that someone will raise behind you. But guess what? When someone does raise behind you, now's the time to reraise! Then just calling the flop and the turn--it's like he was trying to give the table free cards to crack his aces. The best part is he probably thinks he slow-played this brilliantly, but will bitch the next time his aces get cracked.

jaxUp · #79 10-09-2005, 02:18 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I'm using the various threads in the zoo to determine the IQ of various posters

[/ QUOTE ]

Can you please make a table of it so that I don't have to sift through all that bullshit myself? Thanks.

-jax

@bsolute_luck · #80 10-09-2005, 03:44 PM

gotta love loose/passives [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

1/2 6-max
Hero 88 MP

Preflop: UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, LAG caps, SB and BB cold call the cap.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG checks, , LAG/SB/BB call

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG checks, , LAG/SB/BB call

RIver: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
everyone checks.

SB and BB show A6o
LAG shows 22