WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

[CountDuckula]

Anything typed in ALL CAPS.

-Mike

[Awesemo]

I made a call with jack high and won, the guy said "I would beat you up in real life for that call"

[Maulik]

some fish at Borgata who was a speech writer for the current administration.

dealer: "you're big"
fish: "I know"
dealer: "that's not what I meant"

few mins later

'shark' "that guy puts you to shame"
fish: "thanks I guess I'm only the 2nd fattest person here tonight"

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Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible

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This is way too funny. A burglar, lmao.

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Can you picture a thief entering the house, noticing that the player's account has been left logged on, and, suddenly coming to the realization that sitting down and playing some poker is more +EV than stealing the computer itself, sits down and plays for an hour or so.

...2+2er gone thief

[jman220]

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To be honest, that "someone" is not very bright either.

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What he was getting at is that... you judge quality of starting cards by just that.. their quality. A 2/6 is not a quality hand as a "starting" hand.. so by the guy saying his "starting hand" quality is determined by a flop is stupid. He's basically saying "I'm going to judge how good my cards are before the flop by how good they are after the flop". By definition... "AK" is clearly a better "starting" hand than 3/7.

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And what BigF was getting at was, don't tap on the glass.

[jman220]

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Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible

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This is way too funny. A burglar, lmao.

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Can you picture a thief entering the house, noticing that the player's account has been left logged on, and, suddenly coming to the realization that sitting down and playing some poker is more +EV than stealing the computer itself, sits down and plays for an hour or so.

...2+2er gone thief

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Crime has gotta pretty much always be -EV, when you factor in the risk of ruin.

[maybedinero]

I've heard this level of idiocy is seen on Party, but only yesterday did I see it with my own eyes.
The background, a fish (with a female Party avatar) cracks QQ with T2 suited two hands previously:

Tosser named & shamed, identity of fish protected :-)

ba11er6969: ten two XXXXing jackass
ba11er6969: preflop for a XXXXing dollar
ba11er6969: you need a tampon adjustment
ba11er6969 folds.
fish: had one couler
ba11er6969: what a douche rag
ba11er6969: im going to rape her eye socket
fish: and i can mis 4 dollars
ba11er6969: behold
ba11er6969: tampongina
ba11er6969: it walks
ba11er6969: it breathes
ba11er6969: it plays poker
ba11er6969: allright tampongina
ba11er6969: what do you have this hand
ba11er6969: tampon gina
ba11er6969: whats your secret
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fish: i hope 4 him he is gay he never get a women

Sadly seven hands later fish left the table.

the most stupid thing i ever heard on a online poker table was, when i was observing a 300 - 600 game at ultimate. the guy said: ...."this depends on which mathematics you use for calculating".

[maybedinero]

At least that had proper spelling and grammar (if bizarre). "had one couler" will live on. I will make sure of it.

[gila]

I do not know about the stupidiest, but the worst thing I have heard is "I hope your parents die of Cancer", followed by "I hope your parents are killed in the next terrorist attacks". That guy was a pure spirit.