what's the strangest place you've woken up after a night of drinking?

[jakethebake]

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.

<font color="white">I can't belive no else posted that. </font>

[crownjules]

Thankfully, I have great autopilot and always make it to either my own bed or, at the very least, a friendly bed or couch. So I will live vicariously through my friends.

Every summer my fraternity goes up to Killington for basically a weekend of boozin. We rent a good sized cabin. A couple years ago, our president got ridicuously drunk and wandered off down the road. He passed out on the lawn of another cabin, similar to ours. He woke up at some point in the middle of the night, still drunk, and stumbled to the door of that cabin and started pounding on the door demanding to be let in. The people inside of course had no idea who he was and didn't answer, and so after a few minutes he gave up and left. I slept in my car that night and woke up the next morning to police officers tapping on my window and asking if I was the guy that had disturbed the neighbors.

That same weekend, another friend decided to pass out on top of the dumpster next to the cabin. Got pictures of that somewhere.

[Los Feliz Slim]

After attending a sorority function with a girl I was dating we went back to her place and got naked. Sometime during the night I sleptwalked, naked (although I may have been going to the bathroom, who knows). Instead of returning to my girlfriend's bed, however, I went to her roommates room, where I took her (uninhabited, thank God) bed. Woke up in a totally unfamiliar room, unfamiliar bed, the next morning. Naked. I figured out where I was by looking at the pictures she had on her desk, and snuck back to my girlfriend's room.