Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[sfer]

I'm glad someone resurrected this thread:

My name it Otto; I love to get blotto.

[kerssens]

mmmmmmm...pistol whip...ahhhh

[MD2020]

"So, Smithers...how did the beating go?"

"There was no beating, sir"

"No beating? That's a hell of a thing!"

It's the one where Bart donates blood to keep Mr. Burns alive, and Homer gets fired for writing a letter to Burns complaining about that. It was on last night and this line just made me laugh.

[kerssens]

nobody is more youthful than old man burns

-Homer

[nicky g]

I don't think this one's been mentioned:
Lisa faces a morla dilemma about whether to take her massive cut from the recycling process that involves killing lots of fish she's accidentally set up with Mr Burns (or something like that). Homer, trying to be supportive:
"Lisa, as long as money moneys, that's all that moneys"