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#72
11-17-2005, 03:25 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
The worst is I got dumped once because "im embarrased to be seen with you, you are too ugly" That was kinda brutal, heh.
The funniest is after playing a drinking game of "I never" one time, I got dumped because the girl I was dating was appalled when she found out that I had had sex in public. Turns out she was a huge virgin (and 23) The dumbest one tho is I was dating this girl who stored all her [censored] in my garage for the summer while she was back home, and then called me to have me go through all her things looking for some document she needed, in doing so I found stuff that told me she had cheated on me. I confronted her and then she broke up with me because I broke her trust by going through her things, lol. I broke up with a girl once because she had thumbs that looked like big toes, so I guess Im no better than any of the dumb sluts that dumped me. Tho I at least gave some lame reason and let her down easy 
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#73
11-17-2005, 03:26 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
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I broke up with a girl once because she had thumbs that looked like big toes... [/ QUOTE ] I heard 'duelling banjoes' from Deliverance when I read this line [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#74
11-17-2005, 04:21 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
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The worst is I got dumped once because "im embarrased to be seen with you, you are too ugly" That was kinda brutal, heh. [/ QUOTE ] Ouch. So why did she go out with you in the first place? [ QUOTE ] The funniest is after playing a drinking game of "I never" one time, I got dumped because the girl I was dating was appalled when she found out that I had had sex in public. Turns out she was a huge virgin (and 23) [/ QUOTE ] Probably for the best. 23 and no one shined her silver? Wow. [ QUOTE ] The dumbest one tho is I was dating this girl who stored all her [censored] in my garage for the summer while she was back home, and then called me to have me go through all her things looking for some document she needed, in doing so I found stuff that told me she had cheated on me. I confronted her and then she broke up with me because I broke her trust by going through her things, lol. [/ QUOTE ] LOL this one's a great example of girl logic. One ex I had was notorious for this, like: "We should stop going out for dinner and drinks so we can stay home with my dog and save some money." After a week of this "Why don't you ever take me out any more? You must be embarrassed to be seen with me." ?? But after a while, this became true. [ QUOTE ] I broke up with a girl once because she had thumbs that looked like big toes, so I guess Im no better than any of the dumb sluts that dumped me. Tho I at least gave some lame reason and let her down easy [/ QUOTE ] Man, you can't be seen with a girl like that...like Man Hands from Seinfeld. PS sorry about your garage opener. That story cracked me up. ScottieK
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#75
11-17-2005, 04:24 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
I don't do ATM. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#76
11-17-2005, 04:45 PM
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I don't do ATM. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Serves you right, then.
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#78
11-17-2005, 05:08 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
One time in highschool my girlfriend went to a bible weekend thing and came back and dumped me because she wanted to get more in touch with god. I laughed at her and said she was stupid.
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#79
11-17-2005, 05:08 PM
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Re: Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I don't do ATM. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Serves you right, then. [/ QUOTE ] What's ATM? [/ QUOTE ] stands for a$$ to mouth- slang for a woman taking a male member from her rectum directly into her mouth. You're welcome.
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