Porno pet peeves?

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I say no guys. all girl is the way to go. A good series is "Perverted Point of View" where all you see is the girl.

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Sorry, but good porn has to have a dick in it. All-girl can be good, too, but even the best lesbian porns only compete at the level of average normal porn.

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Disagree. Lesbo porn with dildos rules all.

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Here are several -
-Women with nonsymetrical tatoos.
-Videos with no cum shot
-Videos with a cum shot but the chick has to basically drool to produce a fluid that resembles semen to compensate for the guy's tiny wad.
-The porn that you download and can't fast forward or rewind.

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These are good, but I'll add that I really don't want to see any tattoos at all. Also, I don't want to see cum coming back out of her mouth with or without saliva added to it.

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Tatoo factor is a big turn-off for me too.

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Get one with chicks w/ strap ons, and you get the benefits of guy / girl, without the effin dude.

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-Videos with no cum shot

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Its the money shot for a reason, and its not because male porn actors are well paid.

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I think the cum shots are lame. But especially the ones that go on forever, especially when the guy sits there yanking his own crank endlessly. That's cool if you're bi-sexual I guess.

[DasLeben]

Biggest pet peeve: the guy making noise. Don't make any. Just do your thing and let the girl get the spotlight, damnit.

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gapes, dps, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, piledriver, etc in addition to most of what's been mentioned already

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Cowgirl? You don't like girls on top? And so much that it's actually a peeve?

Wow, that's umm ... I dunno, I just can't imagine how you could not like it when they're on top.

[HopeydaFish]

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I'm not a big fan of when a guy (or a girl) spits into a girl's orifice to lube her up. Why pornos feel the need to use spit as opposed to real lube is beyond me...I guess some guys are "into" spit and will complain if they don't see any.

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Yeah, this whole spit thing is weird. I still have a WTF reaction to that. I guess that's popular or whatever now. Seems stupid to me.

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I was watching "Pornucopia" last night (it's a show about the porn industry) and they were showing a director directing a porn shoot. "Spit in her [censored]" was one of the memorable instructions that he gave.

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And now after all my comments, my biggest pet peeves.

First is endless reaction shots of guys. Sometimes you see a guy getting a rare great blowjob for only a few seconds, and literally a minute on various reaction shots of his face. WTF? I'd prefer not to even know he has one. And where the hell did that BJ run off to? Oop, now it's over, oh well.

Second is more along kind of the same line -- misdirected emphasis. This is when you get endless pans across walls and down staircases and such. WTF? it isn't Architectural Digest, it's friggin' porn. And no, it's NOT ART.

Finally, this isn't quite so bad but can easily get ridiculous -- again, a misdirection of emphasis -- don't spend a lot of time shooting the girl's boobs if she's giving a BJ, or her butt. Once we've seen what they look like, we're good on that, no point dwelling on it. Cut to the chase! I don't want to see HIS face or HER ass when a BJ is going down. I don't want a close-up showing that they're holding hands. I don't need to see that the veins are popping in the roided up biceps he spent an hour pumping before he started pumping the girl. Less "art" and idiotic diversions, please! It's just porn dammit -- how hard could that be?

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I hate it when the girls do a bad job of talking dirty on camera. Keep to the moaning and panting. If you were meant to have lines you probably wouldn't be getting spanked by a one eyed midget with a fish right now.

[ononimo]

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gapes, dps, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, piledriver, etc in addition to most of what's been mentioned already

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Cowgirl? You don't like girls on top? And so much that it's actually a peeve?

Wow, that's umm ... I dunno, I just can't imagine how you could not like it when they're on top.

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i found that one strange too ... i mean who doesn't like breasts bouncing up and down?

[DasLeben]

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It's just porn dammit -- how hard could that be?

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