So I'm a woman if i order a cosmopolitan? - Page 8

TheBlueMonster · #71 08-15-2005, 02:26 PM

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I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.

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JayLear · #72 08-15-2005, 02:39 PM

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Buddy of mine and I drank nothing but Cosmos a few years ago for New Years Eve... I was absolutely trashed. They hit pretty hard.

I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.

KO

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Regardless of drink or magazine, results are the same...woman.

JayLear · #73 08-15-2005, 02:45 PM

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How come girls can drink whatever but if I a guy orders a cosmo, he's a queer ? Screw that. Order every gay drink on the menu I say . I'm not gay.

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When you're trying to impress a chick in a bar, they make the rules. That's probably not the time to make a social statement. Order a beer and stake your claim. Otherwise, order your chick drink, and go home alone.

wayabvpar · #74 08-15-2005, 02:46 PM

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The Four Horsemen

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That is freakin' FOUL. Good way to induce vomiting though.

kyro · #75 08-15-2005, 02:51 PM

It's OK, I'm a woman too. I can't drink beer real well. Give me a Mike's or at least something with rum in it. Mmm. Rum.

Go_Blue88 · #76 12-03-2005, 05:04 AM

Ha I forgot I made this post--good stuff. I still think that this is a great drink, and when i turn 21 in 28 days, i plan on ordering at least one.

edfurlong · #77 12-03-2005, 05:23 AM

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Ha I forgot I made this post--good stuff. I still think that this is a great drink, and when i turn 21 in 28 days, i plan on ordering at least one.

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"cough" Queer "cough"

#78 12-03-2005, 06:33 AM

Hello Go_Blue88,

Yes, as you suspected a cosmopolitan is a womans drink. However, ordering one does not make you a woman. You must continue to order them for at least one year before they will perform the operation you desire.

Yours strangely,
Bright

edfurlong · #79 12-03-2005, 06:57 AM

Does quick reply work now?

It seems to, why are we still using this diabolical plan?

#80 12-03-2005, 07:13 AM

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Hello Go_Blue88,

Yes, as you suspected a cosmopolitan is a womans drink. However, ordering one does not make you a woman. You must continue to order them for at least one year before they will perform the operation you desire.

Yours strangely,
Bright

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Why not just get the surgery? It won't take as long.