Dear party, fix your RNG

[Guernica4000]

Derosnec,

Since you believe everything you are told, let me tell you that "YOU ARE AN IDIOT" now you can start another post and say “I was online and there was a guy there and he said that I was an idiot…”

By the way the only reason the pros were nice to you was because you were donating at their table. I guarantee you that if you were at my table, on-line or in a B&M I would agree with what ever you said as long as you stayed in the game.

[Rduke55]

I played in a B+M for the 1st time this weekend. Had AA 3x, cracked twice.
I'll probably fold them PF now.
Live poker is rigged.

Seriously, get over it and start posting something original.

amazing how trusting kids are nowadays. just amazing. or you have a vested interest in attacking posts about rngs. back to rec, do you see why?

[Aytumious]

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amazing how trusting kids are nowadays. just amazing. or you have a vested interest in attacking posts about rngs. back to rec, do you see why?

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Because you are [censored] braindead?

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I was carrying a carton of eggs home one day? And I stepped on a boulder and every one of them got cracked, just like your pocket AAs. No liquid chicken for me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Rduke55]

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or you have a vested interest in attacking posts about rngs.

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I'm a bot on Party. And I have a bot wife, 3 bot children, and my bot cats and bot dogs to take care of. Plus my bot father-in-law needs in-home bot nursing, which I can tell you, isn't cheap.

Please think about who you're affecting by exposing the conspiracy.

I'm just a regular bot trying to make my way in this crazy, mixed-up world.

Won't someone think of the bot children? Oh Bot God! Why won't someone think of the bot children!

[lorinda]

Is this you?

Lori

[Rduke55]

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Is this you?

Lori

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How do you have access to the Party Bot Newsletter?

[beernutz]

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Is this you?

Lori

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His wife has an interesting profile.

[colehard]

Personally I don't give a flying f*ck if the RNGs are fixed since I have obviously adopted my style of play to take this into account and still win $.

Or is everyone on this board who claims to beat Party lying?

The only reason I read these threads is for the ROFL comments (especially the fop pic and the cheetos - you guys rule.)

Thanks derosnec - you provide much amusement.