PokerStars Customer Service Response, Funny stuff

[MicroBob]

nh.


also - if I was Stars support I would consider banning the person who sent the e-mail from playing for a few days.
It's just not acceptable behavior and they are under no obligation to let you play there.
Of course, this wouldn't matter if you REALLY didn't intend on playing there ever again....but I still think it would get the message across.

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Stars is the only online site i have never won at

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You're just running good at the other sites, give it time and you will realize that it isn't only stars that you can't beat.

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Time? I guess 2 years of playing online as my only source of income to pay the bills isn't enough. I'm hoping this 2 year 45/hours a week luck streak does't end anytime soon.

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Damn dude, you've been a poker pro since you were 11?



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Yup, and just think how good i'll be in 8 more years.

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How good are you?

And what sites do you play on? I have an account at most of them. I'd love to watch you play 8+ hours a day on a site and see how well you do. Let me know. I'd love to watch. PM me if you're too embarassed to share your screen name with the rest of 2+2.

Otherwise, I smell...troll.

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Well currently i am playing mostly on Full Tilt as id- I Take ur Chips. I play mostly sit and go's 10 and 20 dollar, and heads up sit and goes. Prolly 2-3 multi table tourneys a day. I know it has my multi table tourney stats on FTPfan.com, they arent bad, a lil steaky but im workin on that.

[jman220]

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Stars is the only online site i have never won at

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You're just running good at the other sites, give it time and you will realize that it isn't only stars that you can't beat.

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Time? I guess 2 years of playing online as my only source of income to pay the bills isn't enough. I'm hoping this 2 year 45/hours a week luck streak does't end anytime soon.

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Damn dude, you've been a poker pro since you were 11?



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Yup, and just think how good i'll be in 8 more years.

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How good are you?

And what sites do you play on? I have an account at most of them. I'd love to watch you play 8+ hours a day on a site and see how well you do. Let me know. I'd love to watch. PM me if you're too embarassed to share your screen name with the rest of 2+2.

Otherwise, I smell...troll.

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Well currently i am playing mostly on Full Tilt as id- I Take ur Chips. I play mostly sit and go's 10 and 20 dollar, and heads up sit and goes. Prolly 2-3 multi table tourneys a day. I know it has my multi table tourney stats on FTPfan.com, they arent bad, a lil steaky but im workin on that.

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You will most likely never again get a serious response to any of the posts you make here. You have made a complete fool out of yourself. You have two options. One, create a new account. I do not recommend this as you will probably make a fool of yourself again, considering your maturity level. Two, go somewhere else where the people are more at your level. I recommend the Myspace poker forum hosted by Kwaazar, or RGP. Good day to you sir.

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Dude, seriously, what part of "quit while you're behind" do you not understand?

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Dude, seriously, what part of "quit while you're behind" do you not understand?

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I never realized i was behind

[Rasputin]

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Then you're an even bigger idiot than everyone already thought.

First you act like a dick to someone who is just trying to do their job.

Then you post here to make them look bad, and change the facts to suit your purpose.

Then you get caught.

Then you get yelled at for complaining about the best customer service in the industry.

And finally, you don't realize that you have been an unmitigated tool the whole time.

You couldn't be that funny if you tried.

Man I thought this was going to be another thread where People email PS support with random questions and get witty answers ( I saw that on a thread a while back). Anyway Ive only made 2 posts and even I can say you got pwn3d. lol

This whole thread has been real amusing, i think i got exactly what i wanted out of it, some fun! LOL

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This whole thread has been real amusing, i think i got exactly what i wanted out of it, some fun! LOL

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Thats nice.

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This whole thread has been real amusing, i think i got exactly what i wanted out of it, some fun! LOL

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This thread was fun for YOU?

I've now moved from laughing at you to feeling really, really sorry for you.