Trip Report: Last Night OR How I ruined my life

[jakethebake]

When do we get to the part where we all start guessing who this is?

[HopeydaFish]

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When do we get to the part where we all start guessing who this is?

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You mean it isn't you? Oh wait, you're cokequestion. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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When do we get to the part where we all start guessing who this is?

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You mean it isn't you? Oh wait, you're cokequestion. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I thought we established it was bison [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[smokingrobot]

it could be worse.

you could've been the friend waking up to you & your wife.

[smokingrobot]

wow i effed that up.

i meant you could've been in your friends shoes.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

I'm sorry you missed out on the DUI you so richly deserved. Oddly, a DUI would have prevented this entire mess. While being processed and jailed overnight, you would have avoided losing the easy lay, the gf, and your best friend.

Best of all, you prolly would have gotten [censored] while in jail. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[ChicagoTroy]

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Best of all, you prolly would have gotten [censored] while in jail. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Zing! Nice one.

[arod4276]

Do you normally wish people dui when they are most likely under the legal limit?

[Boris]

Look on the bright side. If I had a wife, I'd rather she bring joy to one of my friends than some random douchebag. I think the three of you can survive this.

BTW - Your friends wife is a stone killer. don't mess with her.

[Slacker13]

Do you work for FEMA?