Help me waste money!

[TheBlueMonster]

go for the PSP. Totally.

[Victor]

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heres what i spent money onlast year:

car
lasik
school loans
2 computers
high end mountain bike

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None of which can be had for $1k.

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mouuntain bike was 1100. computers were under 1k

Buy a goddamn shirt.

[Shajen]

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Buy a goddamn shirt.

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"LOL"

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Have you seen this? (suggested by Asofel).

[The Yugoslavian]

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You need to invest in a stripper party.

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You need some combination of STRIPPERS and/or PARTY.

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Does the rocket scientist have to go over to your house and draw this all out as a diagram?!?!

WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!

Yugoslav

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Except don't do it with Yugo and the Stt crew in vegas 'cause 1k won't get you far [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Not anyone is a baller.

I mean, look at the guy.....a better name would be LethalMacaroni. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

But yeah, 1k will only get you so far as the first half hour or so, until Beefy gets into full swing and Lacky decides to start pwning.

But yes, I'm not sure how OP hasn't already spent the 1k on lap dance artistry, [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img].

Yugoslav

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invest it in drugs and hookers

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FYP

[DavidC]

Hmm...

Well, there's dentistry too, if you have anything that you need to get done. Keep in mind that poker's a precarious way to make a living, and you need your teeth for a long time.

Boy am I boring. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Then again, you could always pick up a whore: it's the gift that keeps on giving. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Go skydiving.

Go to an all-inclusive resort, etc. etc.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

For real:

PERFORMANCE DRIVING SCHOOL

Buy a tan.