My Answers to the Three Questions

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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This is a great example of higher level thinking. Good luck chief, she's fine.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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This is a great example of higher level thinking. Good luck chief, she's fine.

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Also, there MUST be a full trip report.

[RollaJ]

Nice to see that David has a taste for some dark meat from time to time [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[andyfox]

"Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal."

If? If I was poster/pimp, I'd start spending. I've learned that the higher the IQ, the greater the chance of success. In just about anything, right?

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[GrannyMae]

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Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

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What are you doing up in the morning?

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Apparently, masturbating.

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to OUI? not him

i picture DS spanking to a MM essay that has been misted with that barber shop, green perfume.

[GrandmaStabone]

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Is there semen on that kid's forehead?

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I laughed out loud during a lecture in class at this

[touchfaith]

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Is there semen on that kid's forehead?

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I laughed out loud during a lecture in class at this

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did the instructor cry like a baby about it? i hear thats common

[SackUp]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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jesus i almost poked out my own eyes after reading this thread until I came upon this brillance.

i'll pay 19.95 for the video!

[KaneKungFu123]

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To clarify some of the confusion as to what question #3 is all about, here I am.

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I still don't get the joke though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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after reading this thread i think david has a really hard time in social situations.

for those hating on the questions you can blow me. your boy jakethebake picked the first question and then eight people quoted him so i figured i would be a nice guy and ask that question in the nature of OOT...the same for the second question which sklansky didnt even answer because a 9 yo Mat doesnt fit at all.... i wanted to ask atleast 1 poker question, which i thought was a good question... which david didnt answer, how is red paint on your head an underrated skill?...my guess is that this 3 question thing is all Mat's idea, and he thought dad would go along with it in the nature of OOT, which obivously isnt happening...

whatever.