I'm drunk, horny, and lonely

[touchfaith]

you guys may be in luck tonight. i may just brain-dump on this place. haven't decided yet.

i don't have anything lame like suicide to talk about, i care too much about watching tv for that...but there is plenty other much lamer things to make up for it.

but all the same...you may get your chances to fix me...but good luck

on the edge of your seats yet?

[jokerthief]

If you are truely depressed, drinking will only make it worse.

[ChipWrecked]

You should hook up with the whiny cokehead and get all wasted together.

[4thstreetpete]

why don't you post your pic and we'll let you know if you're ugly or not?

[scotty34]

I see that you've stopped replying to this thread but I'm going to post this anyways. So you say you don't have any social skills. Have you ever tried online dating? Put up a profile on some site, answer some personal ads from girls you think might be interesting (by interesting I don't mean gorgeous - go with someone you can relate to and enjoy talking to). There is someone for everyone - this might just be an easier way to find that person. Don't be depressed by a few rejections - "its only the internet" and keep giving this a try for a while. It has made a lot of people happy.

[shant]

YSSCKY

[B00T]

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It took a lot longer than I was expecting to see this response. I didnt want to be the first to post it. nh shant

[jason_t]

Dammit Elmo, we've shown so much love for you! Why'd you choose suicide? Why?

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Bert

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F'ing hilarious on so many levels. nh