Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)

here's a guy that leaves a memento of the digestive process so profound that you, i, and all the other fine humanitarians among us are perplexed and awestruck.

hey, with that kind of greatness, who needs to wipe his ass? did shakespeare wipe his ass? did newton wipe his ass? no, i say, no. prize the man! have a log bronzed in his honor!

[oddjob]

2 stories

1. i was taking a dump at work, and the guy next to me went to the toilet paper at least a dozen times to wipe his ass. i was so sure his toilet was going to overflow and drench the floor with [censored] and toilet paper water, that i lifted my legs up in preparation. this was when i realized he has a new son, and that one day he will teach his kid to wad up his toilet paper and use half a roll of tp.

2. there was this fat dude that was in the room next door, and smelled so bad that the odor was strong even with their door closed. he dropped out of school halfway throught the 1st semester and that was when we realized it was his skinny roommate that smelled so bad.

i really have no idea what point i was trying to make with either of these.

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2. there was this fat dude that was in the room next door, and smelled so bad that the odor was strong even with their door closed. he dropped out of school halfway throught the 1st semester and that was when we realized it was his skinny roommate that smelled so bad.


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You sure he didn't switch rooms? I don't know why I asked this question.

[PITTM]

i thought this thread was gonna be about kurosh...

rj

[ohnonotthat]

Wait until you're sure Mike is in one of the stalls and walk in with a friend and say in a friendly way to your friend, "I think there's some guy who is taking dumps and not wiping his a$$; I mean it's none of my business but I remember what happened when I used to do that - three weeks in that f---ing hospital laying on my stomach the entire time".

You said he was a nice enough guy; this should alert him to the problem with the situation without hurting his feelings.

Hard as it may be to believe there are some intelligent people who are as dumb as horse hair when it comes to everyday stuff. In most cases the parents are to blame but that is another topic for another time.

[ohnonotthat]

You may be crushing the game now but the varience in high-ante stud is so huge you cannot be certain that you are even a long-run winner.

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Are you sure that it's HIS sh1t you're smelling ?

You might want to see whether guys (or girls) are walking out of his room hunched over and wincing.

Then again, if his addiction to being on the receiving end of the ol' strap-on is severe it stands to reason he's going to have a small problem with, um, "leakage".

[Dariel86]

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