Krishan's Limrick Contest

[partygirluk]

In the long run we are all dead
An English economist said
So don't moan and groan
See your losses as a loan
Better days will lie ahead

Why waste our time with your post?
When you seek attention the most.
We all know the scoop,
So spare us the poop
And don't write to bitch or to boast.

Your thread isn't new, it's just clutter.
I promise we don't need another.
You're probably sad,
But, we all run bad.
Stuck 10K? Good, go tell your mother.

You'll learn more from posting a bit.
Try talking 'bout quality sh!t.
And listen to me,
You retarded flea...
With graphs just don't hit SUBMIT.

[fyodor]

You came to HUSH to learn
You came here every day
You posted hands from online games
To see what we would say

We tried to fix your game
We tried to fill your holes
We tried to tell you how to play
But you just learn too slow

You’ve finally hit a slide
Your bankroll’s fading fast
And all that you can ask us now
Is how long will it last?

I’ll tell you one more time
But this will be the end
If you post one more stat or chart
You’ll soon be out of friends

When Soiler says to raise
Or Rory says to fold
When Justin says to call him down
Or Schneids begins to scold

I advise you start to listen
Stop posting useless schlock
If Robk reads another rant
Your threads he’s gonna lock

[NLSoldier]

There once was a mod named evan
While he was green it was heaven
Then one day AJo got banned
And Evan got slapped by [censored] 's pimp-hand
and hes still wishing he was five ft seven.

[admiralfluff]

this thread should be hijacked and changed to limrick's making fun of evan.

[ClaytonN]

Whenever you feel like complaining
And your bankroll is never a'gaining
Just shut the [censored] up
And keep your chin up
Stop posting, my patience is waning

[Lash]

Just because you are paranoid, does not mean they are not out to get you.

Is that a limrick?

you guys are goofy bastards at heart; admit it.

[Evan]

[ QUOTE ]
There once was a mod named evan
While he was green it was heaven
Then one day AJo got banned
And Evan got slapped by [censored] 's pimp-hand
and hes still wishing he was five ft seven.

[/ QUOTE ]
If this doesn't win I'm quitting 2+2.

[timprov]

Don't ask poker players to write poetry.