Dear bison... June 2005. - Page 7

bisonbison · #61 06-20-2005, 11:17 AM

Dear Eric,

Pathetic.

bisonbison · #62 06-20-2005, 11:20 AM

Dear Rick,

Parted hair started going out of style roughlyaround the time George Clooney first appeared on ER and reestablished the Caesar as a cut for adults.

Does not knowing this make you senile? No.

If you can afford to not use a flowbee, don't use a flowbee. Go to a salon, get your hair cut by someone with a sense of style that doesn't ignore the fact that you're on the downslope to 100.

bisonbison · #63 06-20-2005, 11:20 AM

Dear Case,

No. No. No.

bisonbison · #64 06-20-2005, 11:22 AM

Dear Fink,

Skip the game. It's not a friendship tip thing, it's a show her you're interested in spending time just with her thing. Get together, then join the boobirds.

bisonbison · #65 06-20-2005, 11:23 AM

Dear Raise,

Gimmick accounts suck.

tbach24 · #66 06-20-2005, 11:24 AM

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Dear Raise,

Gimmick accounts suck.

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It's actually theredpill's new account.

bisonbison · #67 06-20-2005, 11:26 AM

Your advise is so consistently good. How did you get so good at life?

Dear Panda,

Several years of terribleness followed by a complete return of my sense of humor and hope for the future.

bisonbison · #68 06-20-2005, 11:30 AM

Bison, I guess I could attempt to engage in a discussion with the person in my bed but I'll have you know that for some of us that is a very awkward and embarrassing moment and you make it sound like it is so easy. One reason I am getting high in the first place is because I'm not very skilled socially if you know what I mean. However, since you think it is so obvious I will give this conversing thing a try.

Dear Bishop,

It is awkward and embarrassing. Welcome to adult relationships. If you can f a girl, you should be able to ask her if she likes it better one way or another.

Thythe · #69 06-20-2005, 11:30 AM

Dear bison,

I graduated college about 3 days ago in Chicago. Tonight is my last night with every person that I know. I'm moving to Phoenix for a job tomorrow and everyone else is moving to a variety of national and international locations. What can I do to repair my shattered life?

bisonbison · #70 06-20-2005, 11:32 AM

Dear Allin,

You may know better after 10 seconds but not after 5. Play fewer tables until the feeling goes away. Or you may just like being loose. If the problem doesn't go away when you play fewer hands/hour, consider asking yourself whether you actually mind these mistakes.