Bad Beat Contest......

[A_C_Slater]

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Jesus, do you know anything interesting?

A species' testicle size proportional to its overall mass is strongly correlated with female promiscuity.

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Did you know that Chimpanzee's have the largest testicles among primates? But that we humans have the biggest dicks? Also, Bonobos have the most promiscuous females, yet their testicles are smaller than the chimps who have more prudish females. And yes this is all proportional to mass. Gorillas have little dicks and balls.

So what do you have to say to them apples?

hmmmmm?

[bisonbison]

OK, that's interesting.

Just so we're clear, human males have mid-range testicles for primates.

Bonobos, the chimps gone wild of the primate group, have big balls, a matriarchal social structure, and a habit of screwing each other every 12 minutes regardless of gender and musical taste. Bonobo males tend to have big balls and large penises.

Gorillas typically live in male-dominated groups where the primary male often keeps a harem of females who he protects ferociously against outside males. Since this fighting keeps sexual access to females limited to dominant males and sneaky-aggressive males, there's relatively little need for the sperm of different males to compete for fertilization privileges. So gorillas have tiny penises. Those are dicks that'd be tiny for human males, who gorillas typically outweigh by quite a bit.

[bisonbison]

AC, I was pointing it out as a general rule. Thus strongly correlated.

Of course, a lot of other stuff goes into sperm competition, blah blah blah I didn't major in bio...

[bisonbison]

In which way? i.e. I am big and have big bawls, should I be worried of my wife cheating?

Just so we're clear, are you and your wife the same species?

[A_C_Slater]

Right. And don't forget the Oranguatans. The Oranguatan males are solitary creatures and only mate at specific times during the year. Oranguatan males often attack one another on site. If you ever go to the zoo you will notice that the Oranguatan male is far away from the rest of the pack in isolation. The zoo always has only one male Oranguatan and the rest are females. If they had two males one would end up killing the other.

[Sponger15SB]

JJ on a Jxx Flop in NL vs T8o

He wins on the river.

[bisonbison]

I think I remember some early European name for an orangutan being "wolf-ape" or something similar cause of the canines those mothers pack.

http://www.animalyawns.com/Primates/...ornean-M03.jpg

[ricochet420]

Don't think so. Are any?

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In which way? i.e. I am big and have big bawls, should I be worried of my wife cheating?

Just so we're clear, are you and your wife the same species?

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[A_C_Slater]

If I can direct you to this link you will never have to learn anything else about primate psychology or human motives ever again. www.rawilson.com/schrocat.shtml

[bisonbison]

I read that in high school. I ain't doing it again.

It took me years to stop taking conspiracy theories so seriously.