The official "TILT" thread - Page 7

Edge34 · #61 01-14-2005, 01:40 AM

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You have to get out of the kiddie pool and make some moves.

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I knew "hurting someone in a cash game" was referring to the oh-so-common jumping over the table to beat the [censored] out of an opponent.

This show is absolutely awful, but you know what they say about publicity. Any publicity is good publicity, and the guys who wrote Rounders created this series. There will be some fish from this show, but not many. This thing won't last another month. I hope.

andyfox · #62 01-14-2005, 02:04 AM

It's horrible.

Why is it so dark? I could't see half the show. They should pay for some better lighting.

Nice people too.

River2Pair · #63 01-14-2005, 02:17 AM

I never knew T6o was such a powerhouse hand in NL. All-in on the river with a one card straight, beautiful.

brassnuts · #64 01-14-2005, 02:54 AM

"Ain't no string bets in this game beeeeaycth."

the best line by far/the only line im actually going to use from the show

brassnuts · #65 01-14-2005, 02:56 AM

I didn't.

Edit: C'mon, somebody here had to enjoy it. Be truthful.

hoyaboy1 · #66 01-14-2005, 03:46 AM

Anyone curious how these 3 apparently excellent players blew their entire bankrolls the matador in one shitting (or maybe even one hand)?

[censored] · #67 01-14-2005, 03:51 AM

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Anyone curious how these 3 apparently excellent players blew their entire bankrolls the matador in one shitting (or maybe even one hand)?

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Perhaps you missed the part about the hand tapping, whistling and I think chripping. Even the best young player since the kid, Unger, is no match for that.

hoyaboy1 · #68 01-14-2005, 03:54 AM

Well, first off I obviously meant sitting, not shitting.

But my point is who puts their entire bankroll on the line at once?

[censored] · #69 01-14-2005, 04:01 AM

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Well, first off I obviously meant sitting, not shitting.

But my point is who puts their entire bankroll on the line at once?

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Don't you get it! The Matador can control you. He can make you check when he wants you to check and bet your whole stack when he wants you to. Your bankroll would stand no chance.

Inthacup · #70 01-14-2005, 04:15 AM

Explain this to me:

The cop plays high stakes NL, gets busted, then goes up to his room and watches a tape of his brother that details all the cheating methods that were just used against him? There's this dawn of realization moment when he puts two and two together. Did he not see this coming? Did someone VHS fairy sneak into his room and place a tape in his suitcase for him to watch? WTF?

Those that say the show is horrible are obviously not grasping the unintentional comedic value here. People who were like 'oh god, I can't watch any more' need some serious work on their preflop tells. See it for what it is and enjoy it, I say.