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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this: YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS? ROOMIE: Nope. YOU: Thanks. NT [/ QUOTE ] Much funnier when Mitch Hedberg said it. [/ QUOTE ] What do you want me to do, an internet Hedberg impression? How will I play that? Christ. I hope you get AIDS. NT |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting. [/ QUOTE ] I did bust at all the first time I had sex. Went for hours too. I was drunk as [censored] though. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this: YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS? ROOMIE: Nope. YOU: Thanks. NT [/ QUOTE ] Much funnier when Mitch Hedberg said it. [/ QUOTE ] Isn't everything? |
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Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her. I am pretty freaking worried right now. [/ QUOTE ] You should be. You definitely have AIDS now. You're going to die. [ QUOTE ] I don't really know what the likelyhood of me catching anything is but she was pretty freaking slutty and something like 40% of people have STD's, so I am pretty freaking worried. [/ QUOTE ] You've been misinformed. 100% of people have STD's. Actually, it's more like 150%, because some people have more than one STD. You know that itching feeling you have right now? That's the STD taking hold. It'll only get worse from here. [ QUOTE ] I feel dirty. [/ QUOTE ] You should. You're swimming with disease. [ QUOTE ] So basically, whats my percentage that I have something right now? I was probably in her condomless for at least several minutes. OOT, I need input here. [/ QUOTE ] Condoms are a scam perpetuated by the latex industry. They are completely useless at preventing disease. Actually, I read somewhere recently that wearing a condom will give you even worse AIDS than you'd get without one. Since you had sex with *both* a condom and then without one, you'll probably end up with super AIDS. Hope the few seconds of empty pleasure was worth it. |
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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting. [/ QUOTE ] First time I had sex I was wasted and lasted 20 minutes. Second time I was sober and I think it was like three thrusts |
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I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting. [/ QUOTE ] I can, I was extremely nervous my time and it took a little wile but I did get there. I still get nervous when I do it because im often to worried about how it is for the girl and cant enjoy it as much. I am pretty inexperienced though so I imagine this will pass. |
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[/ QUOTE ] How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive. [/ QUOTE ] Total penis in vagina time probably around 10-15 minutes. She gave me head for a while first and that was like 10 minutes too. I'm thinking I was just nervous or something or just conpletely not attracted to her. She was kind of fat. [/ QUOTE ] So after this 10-15 minutes, you just get up and leave? |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[/ QUOTE ] How long did all this take? If you banged a chick for over 30 minutes your first time, that's a positive. [/ QUOTE ] Total penis in vagina time probably around 10-15 minutes. She gave me head for a while first and that was like 10 minutes too. I'm thinking I was just nervous or something or just conpletely not attracted to her. She was kind of fat. [/ QUOTE ] Have you even been in a turkish prison? |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I recommend a home AIDS test. Your roommate can help you. Goes like this: YOU: Bill, do you know anyone with AIDS? ROOMIE: Nope. YOU: Thanks. NT [/ QUOTE ] Much funnier when Mitch Hedberg said it. [/ QUOTE ] What do you want me to do, an internet Hedberg impression? How will I play that? Christ. I hope you get AIDS. NT [/ QUOTE ] Thanks man. FWIW, that was not intended as an insult...I just liked it better coming from Mitch Hedberg. |
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