The EV of Sex

[SossMan]

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WOW. Soss was my hero before that post, now he's become some type of god to me.....


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uhh..thanks, i guess.

[Chizoad]

At least it's your g/f and not an ex for a one night stand that ends up costing about $40,000 in child support.

[Drac]

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Something kept you around for 5 years didn't it?

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she has a nice salary that helps fund my gambling habit.

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Ahhh, the joys of a sugar mama.

[Cleveland Guy]

BUMP

Soss said he feared this post would be bumped about 1x per month, and I want to make sure his fears come true!

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

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I don't care about the hand, but I will say this:

You need to train your GF to not use sex as a bargaining chip for you to come home when you're out with your buddies.

Next time she did something like that, I'd say, "Thanks, but no thanks. You know it's my poker night. I'll see you when I get home."

Also, I'd call her when she's doing her spa day with her friends and tell her she should come home right away because you want to get laid.

Same thing, isn't it?

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Don't get laid much do you?

Been married to Mrs. Milo for 17 years, together 20. I find that making your wife happy makes her want to make you happy. Get in when she wants you in, and she won't mind you going out. Take care of a few extra chores here and there, and she'll not mind you taking off with the guys for a game. Make sure you, ahem, meet her needs first, and she will meet reciprocate. Often.

Whipped? Maybe. Happily married? Yep. Get to play poker anytime I want? Pretty much.

[ntq816]

Bumping up this classic! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CardSharpCook]

If my girlfriend looked like that, well, lets just say I would have mucked my hand as soon as he showed his A2 and said, "damn, you got me. I'm drawing dead." And bolted for the door. Screw the turn and river, or should I say screw the...

CSC

[SossMan]

what's the over-under on how long this avatar is up....

i'm going with 3 hours, since it's a weekend.

[willie]

on a somewhat different note

i find that getting laid before a session or tournament helps me to do better....

my sample size isn't exactly gigantic, but i will continue my research and keep everyone updated. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[trying2learn]

it's done much better than three hours...the weekend is the killer. it won't see noon monday...which in a way is a shame.