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Re: 40 Virgins
"May the peace of Buddha be upon you"
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Hmmm. |
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least / most
You have a good point. As religion people go, buddists are the least offensive to me.
It's a toss-up between islamic jihad-ers and jehovah's witnesses tho as to who are the most offensive tho. al |
#53
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Re: witnessing at the table?!
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So I guess the point of this is: no matter which kind you find, Get Religion! [/ QUOTE ] No, I think this actually means get structure. Most people that are sad individuals who are at low points in their lives that would be helped by religion, would also be helped by a 12-step program, the military, etc. Really these people are lacking structure. |
#54
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Re: Inappropriate Remarks at the Poker Table
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what about.. Jesus saves! ... and Esposito scores on the rebound! [/ QUOTE ] I was just going to write that. Although, I would have used Gretzky instead of Espo. |
#55
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Re: Inappropriate Remarks at the Poker Table
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[ QUOTE ] i dont like that crap either. it is out of place but idiots do idioctic things. for those that arent offended how about if he had said may allah give 40 virgins. [/ QUOTE ] Praise be! With 40 of them I'm almost assured that a few are hotties! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Getting 40 virgins sounds a lot better than it would actually be. It would be fun at first. But, after the first three or four virgins, you're going to start wanting a woman who knows what she's doing. |
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Re: witnessing at the table?!
'By the way, as for the sacrificing animals, my understanding is that according to the old testament there are three ways to achieve atonement. They are prayer, charity, and animal sacrifice with he animal thing being the least important. I also understand that it says very clearly that the ability for animal sacrifice will disappear and that was written many years before the new testament. Perhaps someone more knowledgeable than myself can fill in the details.'
well i know that the destruction of the temple in whatever 77ad or wahtever was reason sacrifice was stopped. actually a cool hour long history channel show on it. (sacrifices only allowed in temple by hereditary priest caste). after fall of temple prayer replaced sac. and scholarism replaced hereditary priest caste. also soemthing to do with bibical remission of sin or whatever requires shedding of blood. |
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Re: Inappropriate Remarks at the Poker Table
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Getting 40 virgins sounds a lot better than it would actually be. It would be fun at first. But, after the first three or four virgins, you're going to start wanting a woman who knows what she's doing. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, uh, still sounds pretty good to me. |
#58
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Re: Inappropriate Remarks at the Poker Table
I had heard that Chris Ferguson was friendly but I didn't realize he loved everyone.
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Re: witnessing at the table?!
'the only old testament stuff that applies is the stuff jesus didnt directly contradict.'
can you point out any instance where he makes such a contradiction? seriously. ok sermon on the mount, turn the other cheek, maybe. but seriously though. |
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Re: Inappropriate Remarks at the Poker Table
Then there is the classic Mojo Nixon song "Are You Drinking With Me Jesus".
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