Best News I Have Heard All Week Re: The Onion

[IronDragon1]

EDIT: Finally!
You the man!

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I love the "My Computer Hates Me" that started this thread, but my favorite Point-Counterpoint is this:

I am so starving.

[pokerdirty]

anything by Jim Anchower is great, and the first time i read Smoove B, i laughed my ass off (it ceases to be funny the 2nd time), and there is usually one good "what do you think" per month (one guy looks like bud selig, this makes me laugh for some reason).

[edfurlong]

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I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze

My fav.

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Damn you.

[Blarg]

From
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29319

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"Today represents the dawn of a glorious new era for our nation," said the landmine, which rose to power with the backing of Angola's estimated 40 million subterranean explosive devices. "For too many years, we have been ignored by Angola's leaders, denied representation despite the fact that we outnumber the humans by a margin of four to one."

The new leader punctuated its remarks with periodic detonations, which blew off the legs of numerous nearby orphans.

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"Killing and maiming thousands of innocent people has always been a crucial part of being president of Angola," said Xassengue villager Biaro Opala, one of the nation's 3,000,000+ amputees.

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"This land mine will do at least as good a job governing Angola as our previous leaders," triple-amputee Kwala N'ele said. "It will also blow people's limbs and genitals off."


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[jacki]

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a classic from 1998

why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

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This is by far my favorite of all time.

Also, if you'll notice, all the greats we've picked here are, for the most part, not political.
Lately, their far-left political satire has become tiresome and unfunny.

[jacki]

Also, the 9/11 issue was great, but I can't seem to find it in the archives.

[Blarg]

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a classic from 1998

why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

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This is by far my favorite of all time.

Also, if you'll notice, all the greats we've picked here are, for the most part, not political.
Lately, their far-left political satire has become tiresome and unfunny.

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The idea that someone would consider them far left is itself an endorsement.

[jacki]

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a classic from 1998

why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?

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This is by far my favorite of all time.

Also, if you'll notice, all the greats we've picked here are, for the most part, not political.
Lately, their far-left political satire has become tiresome and unfunny.

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The idea that someone would consider them far left is itself an endorsement.

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I'm confused

[battschr]

From the print edition:
Special Olympics t-ball stand throws perfect game.