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#51
08-18-2005, 06:41 PM
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Re: post a joke
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[ QUOTE ] it's like a puzzle with pants [/ QUOTE ] Damnit Durron...we went over this! He says 'pans' while he was supposed to say 'hands.' Although for some dumb reason everyone thinks he says 'pants.' [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHHAHAHHAHAhaahahhahahahahahah I win [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Ship it. 
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#52
08-18-2005, 06:45 PM
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Re: post a joke
Superman is flying around one day, and he's horny as [censored]. He flies by a mountside and low and behold, there's wonder woman, lying on her back, buck naked and spread-eagle. Now, he knows that wonder woman doesn't like him, but he wants to get some anyways.
He figures, "hey, I'm superman. I can fly down there, [censored] her, and fly away in the blink of an eye. She'll never know what happened." So he does. Afterwards, wonder woman says "What just happened?" "I dunno," says the invisible man, "but my butt hurts!"
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#53
08-18-2005, 06:54 PM
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Re: post a joke
One day an Indian boy says 'father, why my brother named Hunting Bear?'
His father replies 'on the day your brother was born I walk out of teepee and first thing I see is a grizzly pulling salmon from the stream. So we name the boy Hunting Bear.' 'Then why my sister named Soaring Eagle?' 'On the day your sister was born I walk out of teepee and see a majestic eagle flying across the sky at sunrise. So we name the girl Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask Two Dogs [censored] ing?'
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#57
08-18-2005, 07:22 PM
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Re: post a joke
Stan: Eat your peas, Hayley.
Hayley: I don't want to! Stan: You have to if you want to be strong enough to fight off President Clinton's sexual advances.
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#58
08-18-2005, 07:23 PM
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Re: post a joke
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
Dam! Guy's sittng on th couch watching the game and drinking beer and his wife comes in and asks him could he please fix the car because it's making a funny sound. The husband replys "Who the hell do you think I am, Mr. Goodwrench?". A little later she comes in and asks "Could you please have a look at the washing machine?". He replies :"Who the hell do you think I am, The Maytag Repair Man?" Well a couple of days pass and the wife mentions to her husband that she got the car and the washing machine fixed. He askes her how is that possible? She says that the guy next door said he would fix both if she had sex with him or baked him a cake. The husband says "well...so...what did you do?" She says "Who the hell do you think I am Betty Croker?"
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#59
08-18-2005, 07:28 PM
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Re: post a joke
A penguin is driving down the road when his car starts making funny sounds. He pulls into a auto mechanics shop and ask the mechanic if he will take a look at it. "Sure thing" the mechanic says "come back in ten minutes" So the penguin goes across the street to get a vanilla ice cream. He's fumbling around with the ice cream with his little penguin hands, and get's it all over his chest and face. A few minutes later he walks back over the the auto shop, and the mechanic waves him over.
"Looks like you blew a seal" says the Mechanic "No" says the penguin "That's just ice cream."
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